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We Call This Milestone In Man's Mined Path To Slack The Divine Emaculation Of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. It Transformed Him Overnight Into History's Sexiest, Most Sensational Religious Leader And Gave Him The Spiritual Know How To Handle Both The Curves And The Conspiracy. From Suave Ladies' Man (And Men's Man) To Hard As Nails Fighter, He Takes Daily Threats To His Life With Raw, Cold Courage And Can Mix It With The Best And Worst Of Rival Cult Leaders.
Although The Least Scrutable Or Approachable Of All SubGenii--And There Is Some Debate Whether He Even Is One--He Is By Far The Most Frequently Invoked Of All Our Unacountable Short Duration Personal Saviors. While He Doubtless Would Prefer To Remain An Anonymous Executive Shunning Public Policy Or Recognition, He Is Nonetheless Our Basic Model, The Archetypal Sub Genius Who Set The Anti Pattern Of Random Conduct We All Follow, If You Can Call That Following. His Are The Defects And Failures Which We Devotedly Preserve, Twist, And Distort For Future Generations. Yet He Remains A Mystery Man; The Only Photos Of Him That Exist Are Culled From Old Two Bit Magazine Ads For Which He Modeled, Or Grainy Frame Blow Ups From Grade Z Monster Movies In Which He Played Bit Parts. We Are Forever In Search Of Historic Dobbs.
Dobbs Is One Of Those Rate Adepts Who Walks On Earth Every Few Centuries, Those Ascended Masters Who See In A Far Greater Way And Can Unravel The Wavelenths Of Overlapping Realities, Treading Aether In The Cosmic Mid Oceans Of Higher Mentalities. As A Trance Medium He Is Unparalleled, Able To Spout At Will The Messages Beamed Into His Head From Vast Numbers Of Discorporate Spirits, Demons, Dearly Departed, Crazed Saints, Mystics And Conquerers Of Ancient History.
from The Book Of The SubGenius Foundation.
Although The Least Scrutable Or Approachable Of All SubGenii--And There Is Some Debate Whether He Even Is One--He Is By Far The Most Frequently Invoked Of All Our Unacountable Short Duration Personal Saviors. While He Doubtless Would Prefer To Remain An Anonymous Executive Shunning Public Policy Or Recognition, He Is Nonetheless Our Basic Model, The Archetypal Sub Genius Who Set The Anti Pattern Of Random Conduct We All Follow, If You Can Call That Following. His Are The Defects And Failures Which We Devotedly Preserve, Twist, And Distort For Future Generations. Yet He Remains A Mystery Man; The Only Photos Of Him That Exist Are Culled From Old Two Bit Magazine Ads For Which He Modeled, Or Grainy Frame Blow Ups From Grade Z Monster Movies In Which He Played Bit Parts. We Are Forever In Search Of Historic Dobbs.
Dobbs Is One Of Those Rate Adepts Who Walks On Earth Every Few Centuries, Those Ascended Masters Who See In A Far Greater Way And Can Unravel The Wavelenths Of Overlapping Realities, Treading Aether In The Cosmic Mid Oceans Of Higher Mentalities. As A Trance Medium He Is Unparalleled, Able To Spout At Will The Messages Beamed Into His Head From Vast Numbers Of Discorporate Spirits, Demons, Dearly Departed, Crazed Saints, Mystics And Conquerers Of Ancient History.
from The Book Of The SubGenius Foundation.
