Make the most of it you can

[Ismene2]

Just a few words of very stoned wisdom for you this evening - I would advise everyone to make the most of it - whatever it is you are doing.

 

[pixies+]

Just a few words of very stoned wisdom for you this evening - I would advise everyone to make the most of it - whatever it is you are doing.

I appreciate your advice, wise one

Right back at ya. Hope you’re having a blast .. whatever the fuck it is you’re sticking up your ass tonight

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Just a few words of very stoned wisdom for you this evening - I would advise everyone to make the most of it - whatever it is you are doing.

Cheers pal!

I'm currently doing vodka, codeine and weed.


And I'm making the fuckin most of it, thank you very much!

 

[pixies+]

You should definitely truly make the best of it and shove the vodka up your ass.
Bottle tip or liquid.
Either works

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

How do you know I haven't?


But some cunt could have told me I had to unscrew the top first...

 

[pixies+]

You just killed me. Thank you for that… all I can picture is a beer bottle cap edges scraping the fuckkkkk out my own asshole on the way out

Thanks for that

 

[shreddedlettuce]

Jesus

Checked latest posts, landed up here.........


and now I think I need to go into therapy.

 

[pixies+]

We’re all mad here

 

[shreddedlettuce]

We’re all mad here

No shit.

Didn't think we would be getting to "bottle opening" using the ass method by post number 3

However, it was instigated by @pixies+

So it all makes sense now.

 

[shreddedlettuce]

Just a few words of very stoned wisdom for you this evening - I would advise everyone to make the most of it - whatever it is you are doing.

Sage words my friend.

 

[pixies+]

No shit.

Didn't think we would be getting to "bottle opening" using the ass method by post number 3

However, it was instigated by @pixies+

So it all makes sense now.

Hey now… have you seen @Ismene2’s posts?
90% of them are about sticking things up their ass..
I was just speaking to the sensible ones on here that aren’t scared of drugs .. and uh.. other stuff in the butt.

 

[shreddedlettuce]

Hey now… have you seen @Ismene2’s posts?
90% of them are about sticking things up their ass..

Thanks for the heads up on what to avoid. no offence to @Ismene2 , just want to avoid any nightmares.

 

[pixies+]

Thanks for the heads up on what to avoid. no offence to @Ismene2 , just want to avoid any nightmares.

On no… please read them.
He’s gold.

 

[Ismene2]

Hey now… have you seen @Ismene2’s posts?
90% of them are about sticking things up their ass..
I was just speaking to the sensible ones on here that aren’t scared of drugs .. and uh.. other stuff in the butt.

The last one was san pedro. Two foot long and covered in thorns. Never again.

 

[Shinji Ikari]

Boof life to the max

 

[pixies+]

The last one was san pedro. Two foot long and covered in thorns. Never again.

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

eat some dish with lingonberry jam

 

[pixies+]

I had a friend that snorted ABC detergent when we were 14. I thought the fucker was gonna die.
Idiot.
Totally on purpose and just because

 

[cycloprop]

Just a few words of very stoned wisdom for you this evening - I would advise everyone to make the most of it - whatever it is you are doing.

Thanks!!

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

Ismene the wise speaketh and the people listen, it has ever been thus

tbf it's great advice, a truth for the ages