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Help me with a joke, please??

Dipdoodoo

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Hey sorry to bother you but I'm trying to write a stupid joke making fun of Weezer and Green Day and I need the worst bath salt cathinone analog. What are some of the lamest cathinines?

I rank MDPV and methylone at the top. Don't the worst ones have chloro?

Thanks for the help have a fucking awesome Saturday!!!
 
Idr if the chem I'm thinking of is pentylone or n-ethylpentylone but one of those was pretty shit

Edited to add ethylphenidate gets a special mention, junkies in my hometown were banging half grams and running riot
 
Only ones I liked were London Underground "Doves" but it's a mystery what I even took they kept changing the entire formula several times. It may have at least been a single active molecule per iteration but will never know.
 
Only ones I liked were London Underground "Doves" but it's a mystery what I even took they kept changing the entire formula several times. It may have at least been a single active molecule per iteration but will never know.
You ever try the diablos?? Not a clue what was in those but about 60% of people I saw take them vomited like the girl in the exorcist and 100% of us tripped face the entire time
 
Damn, I wish I tried those I remember seeing them at Freak Brothers in Roppongi, Tokyo. I took some liquid vial called "Fable" and I think it was αMT that was in Shibuya in a tiny shop.
 
A completely different Diablo pill that's such a common name, but there's the chloro, lol.
 
aMT was some crazy shit. It put me in hospital a few days after my 21st birthday. They strapped me to an AED and told me its not a case of "if" but "when" I have a heart attack. Blood pressure off the charts, heart rate didn't dip below 240bpm once for at least 6 hours. No heart attack but did have issues with irregular heartbeat and getting oit of breath for years afterwards.

Not sure what the dose was because I didn't dose it but looking back at the size of the bomb I was given I'd estimate at least 250mg
 
A completely different Diablo pill that's such a common name, but there's the chloro, lol.
Diablo XXX sounds familiar not sure if they were the 3s or some other iteration though
 
HOLY FUCK!!! Did you know it was aMT? 250 is fucking insane!!! I think I took 20 or 40 can't remember.
 
I knew it was aMT I just didn't investigate the drugs thoroughly or really pay much attention to what i was given. The guy who dosed me and my mate had a reputation for doing shit like that to people. Me and my buddy I tripped with had a theory he was trying to fuck me up for whatever reason he had.

Joke's on him, I asked for more a week later
 
All I have currently is 5-meo-amt. Probably will never try it because of the several levels of safety issues. I guess I could dissolve in grain alcohol and make 1 drop equal 20ug lol. I definitely don't want to go overboard even a tiny bit from what I've read.
 
5-meo variant isn't something I know anything about outside of some horror stories I've heard. I don't even know what the dose range considered safe is. Presumably low given the trend with 5-meo derivatives of other drugs and the fact 50mg of aMT itself is considered a very heavy dose
 
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