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the market: stocks, bonds, options, whatever

I still have no idea what exactly Palantir does

Every description of them is vague and marketspeak sounding

I work in tech and don't get what they do. Does that seem right?

And the CEO looks like a wojak
 
It's true

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LOL that's the one!

I went down a rabbit hole trying to find it and gave up after finding just about every other wojak I never knew existed

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wait i don't think embedding worked, lemme fix it

bah, embedding gifs isnt working
 
Electrum1 said:
Microsoft announces a new chip and the quantum bubble stocks spiked like 10% in 5 minutes
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Lmao. First it was machine-learning, then AI, now just slapping 'quantum' in front of something is the golden ticket. Feels like the graphics card thing or CPUs, just trying to stuff more in for diminishing returns.

When they get machine-learning, AI, or quantum chips to sort out the UI and UX of Windows 11 and fire all the dipshits who continually ignore what the public wants, then I'll be impressed.
 
-=SS=- said:
Lmao. First it was machine-learning, then AI, now just slapping 'quantum' in front of something is the golden ticket. Feels like the graphics card thing or CPUs, just trying to stuff more in for diminishing returns.

When they get machine-learning, AI, or quantum chips to sort out the UI and UX of Windows 11 and fire all the dipshits who continually ignore what the public wants, then I'll be impressed.
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IONQ and RGTI opened higher today for some stupid reason. It's amazing how many posts I see on twitter like "this is a great time to add quantum stocks IONQ RGTI to your long term portfolio" when their market caps are super bloated compared to revenue, and their quantum computers are offline like 50% of the time
 
Electrum1 said:
IONQ and RGTI opened higher today for some stupid reason. It's amazing how many posts I see on twitter like "this is a great time to add quantum stocks IONQ RGTI to your long term portfolio" when their market caps are super bloated compared to revenue, and their quantum computers are offline like 50% of the time
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It's gambling at the end of the day. People want something for nothing, hoping to get on the train first before everyone else. Or they're trying to grift off the back of that baseless enthusiasm, which is even more lame.
 
Bybit has fallen victim today to one of the largest crypto hacks ever recorded, with hackers reportedly stealing over $1.4 billion worth of ETH from the exchange’s cold wallet. According to Bybit co-founder and CEO Ben Zhou, the attacker exploited a "masked" UI and URL, deceiving wallet signers into unknowingly approving a malicious transaction. This allowed them to alter the smart contract logic and gain control of the ETH cold wallet, draining its funds. While the incident remains under investigation, Zhou reassured users that other cold wallets are secure and withdrawals remain operational
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www.forbes.com

Bybit’s $1.4 Billion ETH Hack: Market Impact And Future Implications

Bybit has fallen victim today to one of the largest crypto hacks ever recorded, with hackers reportedly stealing over $1.4 billion worth of ETH.
www.forbes.com www.forbes.com
 
who knows. it's possible MSFT is just relocating some data centers overseas to avoid potential tariffs on semiconductors
 
Yeah. starters.
Jimmy short's stocks. and has a portfolio.
I do crypto and gold and metals.
The droogs are a store of value outside the dollar.
 
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