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Ladies: Hot or Not?

KJ69

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Simply want to know if certain things are a turn on or actually give you the ick. Probably best to break each response into levels, from most attractive, to least.
Something like:

- 1: A partner/BF or very attractive person.
- 2: Friend or Persons you would sleep with (fairly attractive)
- 3: Someone you might not choose, but wouldn’t say no, not unattractive but meh
- 4: Not attractive to you sexually, but still a nice person

Anything worse probably self explanatory but do tell if I’m wrong. Obviously the more reasoning or caveats you can think of, more details the better. Guys feel free to pitch your own scenarios.
I’ll start:

Would you be turned on or grossed, if you walked in on said guy(s) but naked masturbating over non-sexual not revealing pictures of you?
 
Simply want to know if certain things are a turn on or actually give you the ick. Probably best to break each response into levels, from most attractive, to least.
Something like:

- 1: A partner/BF or very attractive person.
- 2: Friend or Persons you would sleep with (fairly attractive)
- 3: Someone you might not choose, but wouldn’t say no, not unattractive but meh
- 4: Not attractive to you sexually, but still a nice person

Anything worse probably self explanatory but do tell if I’m wrong. Obviously the more reasoning or caveats you can think of, more details the better. Guys feel free to pitch your own scenarios.
I’ll start:

Would you be turned on or grossed, if you walked in on said guy(s) but naked masturbating over non-sexual not revealing pictures of you?

Probably think it was sweet tbh lol.
It wouldn't turn me on at all, but it wouldn't give me the ick, either.
 
Simply want to know if certain things are a turn on or actually give you the ick. Probably best to break each response into levels, from most attractive, to least.
Something like:

- 1: A partner/BF or very attractive person.
- 2: Friend or Persons you would sleep with (fairly attractive)
- 3: Someone you might not choose, but wouldn’t say no, not unattractive but meh
- 4: Not attractive to you sexually, but still a nice person

Anything worse probably self explanatory but do tell if I’m wrong. Obviously the more reasoning or caveats you can think of, more details the better. Guys feel free to pitch your own scenarios.
I’ll start:

Would you be turned on or grossed, if you walked in on said guy(s) but naked masturbating over non-sexual not revealing pictures of you?
I would be flattered, but not otherwise affected.
 
Would you be turned on or grossed, if you walked in on said guy(s) but naked masturbating over non-sexual not revealing pictures of you?

imagery where girls are covered up is pretty hot to me as a dude.. i remember in high school accidently staring at this girls sweater. the color just looked so pleasant with the shape of her breasts... in high school i used to masturbate on thoughts of girls just sitting at their desk and stuff.. no one is safe.. i mostly just watch porn now, so i don't feel awkward jerking off on someone and then having to deal with them as a cashier or person in my life... i was thinking i'd probably jerk off on my therapist, but that might start conditioning me to feel horny during the appointments.... people doing real life stuff is really hot to me, doesn't have to be sexual situations to turn me on.
 
imagery where girls are covered up is pretty hot to me as a dude.. i remember in high school accidently staring at this girls sweater. the color just looked so pleasant with the shape of her breasts... in high school i used to masturbate on thoughts of girls just sitting at their desk and stuff.. no one is safe.. i mostly just watch porn now, so i don't feel awkward jerking off on someone and then having to deal with them as a cashier or person in my life... i was thinking i'd probably jerk off on my therapist, but that might start conditioning me to feel horny during the appointments.... people doing real life stuff is really hot to me, doesn't have to be sexual situations to turn me on.
How old are you roughly?

Speaking of sex, I had a weird sex dream last night involving my brother (who is particularly revolting to me and whom I despise) and then later Elon Musk (whom I also don’t find attractive). I let my opiate level drop a little too low apparently… at least it wasn’t graphic.

I have now had dream sex with all members of my immediate family. Wtf. And all the other dream sex I’ve had has been with random faceless people.
 
How old are you roughly?

Speaking of sex, I had a weird sex dream last night involving my brother (who is particularly revolting to me and whom I despise) and then later Elon Musk (whom I also don’t find attractive). I let my opiate level drop a little too low apparently… at least it wasn’t graphic.

I have now had dream sex with all members of my immediate family. Wtf. And all the other dream sex I’ve had has been with random faceless people.
idk whether to fire or wtf react

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all fapping is valid and hot. hehe
hey fap..fap fap fap...fapalapafapdap faaaaaaaaaaaap.......fap....flop...20 min cry then punch myself to sleep....10 min power blackout....wake....toast and a cry....then repeat

after im done fapping to an imaginary picture of the OP lets get together, all this talk of walking in on wankers is making me horny
 
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I've done worse but the monks vows I took after the Great Beer Goggles Incident of 2020™️ forbid me from repeating those actions
me an my girl ran in to a monk on the street this is that story (also sex)


sombody once told me you become more powerfull than you could ever imagine if you dont have sex or wank. He claimed to be a monk and had written a book about this jizz super power that he was taking donations for...i really wanted the book cause its not every day a monk accosts you with a book about not bustin your nut....so i gave him all my change, about 72 pence maybe 74. Anyway ,me an my girl went into this church and there was noone around so we went up to the alter kinda messing around, anyhoo i ended up fucking my girl over the alter and i left the god damn book in the church...fucking really wanted a look at the book on jizz power, but i guess thats a sign from god..if you immediatly go have sex in a church and loose your monk book specificaly telling you not to have sex so you become all powerfull is not for me....true story, very ironic kinda sounds made up but its true hahah
 
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