🌟🌟 Social 🌟🌟 Gibberings ver. CCXIX - "what's new, c*nty chops?"

[emkee_reinvented]

Dependence day would fit better.

Dependend on everything meaningless, i prefer addictions.
At least it cleanses the mind of the segregation of souls/

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

Police pushed a bit and flashed less lethal weapons and promised use of power. I left already, did not see torch march, I guess that is at least partial success. Also gathered two euros with empty cans. I guess news tomorrow reveal how the demonstration carried on. I wish cops won't hurt anyone. They were struggling to contain counter-protest but conquered some space.

e: I just read that police with horse tackled one protester.

 

[Bleaney]

As much as I try to convince myself that the winter's not all that bad, on days and nights like the last 2, when it's been so cold, dark, wet, and windy it would be an unusual person to find anything enjoyable or pleasant in days, evenings, and nights consisting of such foul weather.

Pisses me right off after getting up at 5am, not getting home from work until 6pm or so, and then having to go back out again in that shit, in order to have something to eat for the next day's work. Rinse and repeat almost every day, ad infinitum and ad nauseam!!

It's definitely December that is the worst month for me. After the solstice at least things feel like they are on the turn, and as January goes by you can gradually start to notice the daylight getting a few minutes longer each day.

 

[LoginNotSecure]

I quite like winter. It’s all about sitting in front of the log fire after splitting some wood, burning and cracking of the wood as it burns, and of course, a few beverages.

 

[Shinji Ikari]

It is independence day. In few hours, there will be fascists march with torches and organizers insist they are not fascists. Police has commanded counter-protesters to different site, but organizers insist they will not comply. If I am not heard of, I am probably in jail or hospital. I have no idea how this will unfold.

I hope you wore clean underwear.

Aye mate i was a "chef" for 4 years but only 2 of those I learned how to cook properly

Another fun day at the office. Bringing a distillate vape to work with me was a game changer though totally shook of the tedium of an afternoon prepping.

My driving instructor used to get erections....

If you're noticing the boners you're not paying enough attention to the road.

Cmon man they teach you that in week 1.

 

[steewith2ees]

It is independence day. In few hours, there will be fascists march with torches and organizers insist they are not fascists. Police has commanded counter-protesters to different site, but organizers insist they will not comply. If I am not heard of, I am probably in jail or hospital. I have no idea how this will unfold.

I am glad you are safe but I cannot overstate how good it is to hear I am not the only one who just found out that following the US election, we fought on the wrong side in WW2.

People who have been silenced on every platform apart from most of them at least once, sometimes for a full 24 hours just because they were engaging in stochastic terrorism. I have conceded on another BL forum to one of my betters that Europe needs to get over the Second World War, especially those still fighting in exactly the same place 85 or so years later. Its us who have no business even discussing the political landscape in the US just because they have the right to actively steer ours in the Right direction, especially as our Government stole the election from people who have no use for a democracy when there vote is considered by the amount instead of the quality of the people who cast them.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Aye mate i was a "chef" for 4 years but only 2 of those I learned how to cook properly.

My driving instructor used to get erections....
I passed first time tho. I didn't have to suck him off or anything. Just hands stuff....

My driving instructor did fuck all to teach me to drive. He was too busy telling ne how many blowjobs he'd had from young girls desperate to pass. He was a fat, ugly, sweaty bastard as well.


Why oh why didn't I become a driving instructor?

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

My driving instructor did fuck all to teach me to drive. He was too busy telling ne how many blowjobs he'd had from young girls desperate to pass. He was a fat, ugly, sweaty bastard as well.


Why oh why didn't I become a driving instructor?

you'd think they'd save the bj's for the test examiners really, diven that instructors have no say in the test results - doh!

so either the girls were dumb af, or the instructor was lying (If I were a betting man I'm betting on the latter, but given the low critical thinking ability prevalent in modern day uk who knows)

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

you'd think they'd save the bj's for the test examiners really, diven that instructors have no say in the test results - doh!

so either the girls were dumb af, or the instructor was lying (If I were a betting man I'm betting on the latter, but given the low critical thinking ability prevalent in modern day uk who knows)

Exactly!

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

Exactly!

An old mate of mine's daughter had a creepy driving instructor who creeped on her, eventually touching her thigh 'accidentally' twice in one lesson while by 'coincidence' her final one before she took and then passed her test...)

Now my friend is a clever guy, and, intuiting that this guy did similar stuff to others, he played the long game to avoid suspicion. Nine months or so after the event this instructor began to find his tyres being slashed regularly, his windscreen wipers having small pins though them to scratch his windscreen, diesel and sugar being administered to his fuel tank, his exhaust being bunged up, having all sorts of salesmen call at his house, and more that I can't remember.

Now, I'm not really an eye-for-an-eye type, but I cannot harshly judge this behaviour and applaud my mate's style and, actually, restraint. . Cunt crossed a line, all bets are off. If it was my daughter he'd touched up it would have been hospital for him 100%! (Not by my hand you understand, me being a lover not a fighter . But I have gypsy contacts who would have done it without blinking, and would have thoroughly enjoyed themselves in the process)

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

well, that is probably lesser sanction than what the driving instructor could have been given through justice system. I am not too keen on vigilante action but there is not much interpretation about the character of instruction if they just grab people. Fuck that guy. And given the situation where there is word against word, justice system may be unable to execute the sanction if not other people stand up in the court out of the bushes.

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

well, that is probably lesser sanction than what the driving instructor could have been given through justice system. I am not too keen on vigilante action but there is not much interpretation about the character of instruction if they just grab people. Fuck that guy. And given the situation where there is word against word, justice system may be unable to execute the sanction if not other people stand up in the court out of the bushes.

yeah exactly

anyone who has ever sat in the front of a car knows that touching the person in the other seats thigh for around a second, twice, cannot possibly be by accident (if able-bodied and sober anyway)

 

[axe battler]

I hope you wore clean underwear.

Another fun day at the office. Bringing a distillate vape to work with me was a game changer though totally shook of the tedium of an afternoon prepping.

If you're noticing the boners you're not paying enough attention to the road.

Cmon man they teach you that in week 1.

Mate, it beats working in an office, but it's a very demanding job, you're stuck cleaning a kicmtchen down while your mates 2nd e's are kicking in, plus the stress and shit pay.
If you wanna do it smart, don't become a piss/coke head like a lot of chefs do; cheffing with a hangover is shit and affects performance, and get yourself all thr qualifications so you can be a head chef and delegate shit like crumbing camenbert and the other shit jobs.
Or get a job where you can study during down time, like support work or security guard, with thr aim of getting a well paid job.
My .2 anyway my friend

 

[Shinji Ikari]

Mate, it beats working in an office, but it's a very demanding job, you're stuck cleaning a kicmtchen down while your mates 2nd e's are kicking in, plus the stress and shit pay.
If you wanna do it smart, don't become a piss/coke head like a lot of chefs do; cheffing with a hangover is shit and affects performance, and get yourself all thr qualifications so you can be a head chef and delegate shit like crumbing camenbert and the other shit jobs.
Or get a job where you can study during down time, like support work or security guard, with thr aim of getting a well paid job.
My .2 anyway my friend

16 years in hospitality mate done all that and come full circle a couple of times. Tell me about it though this entire industry runs on booze and stims in place of hopes and dreams

 

[Shinji Ikari]

Few things make me feel more superior than managing to grab a seat on a crowded train and getting to be a king on my throne while the rest of the peasants sway precariously in the ailes from Southampton to Manchester.

 

[LoginNotSecure]

Few things make me feel more superior than managing to grab a seat on a crowded train and getting to be a king on my throne while the rest of the peasants sway precariously in the ailes from Southampton to Manchester.

From one shithole to the next.

 

[Shinji Ikari]

From one shithole to the next.

I like shitholes

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

I like shitholes

I'm not really a city person, but Manchester's a great place

 

[Shinji Ikari]

I'm not really a city person, but Manchester's a great place

I've only visited once for a concert last year but I thought it was great. Lots for shopping and nice places to eat and the town centre is really easy to get around on foot.

Dodging the trams took a bit of getting used to though especially after several tabs of acid.

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

I climbed one route to the final with safety harness. I am beating my irrational fear of brutal death for failed safety equipment.

And if I see that hot person again in climbing gym I am gonna beat my fear of getting rejected and ask them out cycling if short conversation feels as warm as it did today. Apparently I am on the phase in my life where I glow good vibes and people get interested about that and I develop constantly daydreams because of that lol Satan help me.