🌟🌟 Social 🌟🌟 Gibberings ver. CCXIX - "what's new, c*nty chops?"

[kiely]

Isn't ebola just a tombola for ravers??

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

Isn't ebola just a tombola for ravers??

wah?

 

[Shinji Ikari]

I used to joke about saving up buying a boat and becoming a pirate but I'm actually seriously considering it because no way am I ever going to be able to afford a house in the UK.

It's a pirates life for me

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

wah?

Sometimes (in fact, most times), things sound funnier in my head than they really are...

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Just been for a walk to the offie for yet more booze.

However, I was already unfeasibly pissed as a cunt and couldn't help wondering why I wasn't faceplanting the concrete with every step.

Then it suddenly occurred to me. My forward momentum was perfectly counterbalancing the force of gravity, thus preventing me from knocking my teeth out.

Then I realised, this is how celestial objects maintain their orbits.


WOW!!

I was today years old when I finally understood science.

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

fucking maniac. That is so dangerous. Next time, use motorcycle. Gyroscopic forces maintain you upright.

I've been having chest tension and headache lately, dunno why. Poor sleep, muscle contraction, something something.

 

[Shinji Ikari]

I love Antiques Roadshow.

 

[Bleaney]

Just been for a walk to the offie for yet more booze.

However, I was already unfeasibly pissed as a cunt and couldn't help wondering why I wasn't faceplanting the concrete with every step.

Then it suddenly occurred to me. My forward momentum was perfectly counterbalancing the force of gravity, thus preventing me from knocking my teeth out.

Then I realised, this is how celestial objects maintain their orbits.


WOW!!

I was today years old when I finally understood science.

So you're one of the type of drinker for whom when pissed, their mind can become, or feel, sharper, clearer, and have flashes of insight or intelligence, and things like that?

Jack London was one of those. And this is possibly one of the many reasons that his descent into alcoholism was so heavy, complete, and at least played a part in his early death.

I'm the total opposite, alcohol tends to muddy and muddle my brain. Although whisky can hit better and make me feel 'lit up' sometimes.

 

[Shinji Ikari]

Hey everybody EADD has some sexy new thread prefixes courtesy of @Mysterier. Use them don't abuse them and let me know if there are any others you'd like added

 

[Vanilla_Incense]

So you're one of the type of drinker for whom when pissed, their mind can become, or feel, sharper, clearer, and have flashes of insight or intelligence, and things like that?

Jack London was one of those. And this is possibly one of the many reasons that his descent into alcoholism was so heavy, complete, and at least played a part in his early death.

I'm the total opposite, alcohol tends to muddy and muddle my brain. Although whisky can hit better and make me feel 'lit up' sometimes.

Didn't know the author of one of my favorite novels (The call of the wild) died like that . Defo concerns me cus my mind definitely feels sharper after a few drinks and I'm able to solve problems I've been working on (I do a lot of maths/compsci stuff). Wouldn't say my alcoholism is heavy tho .

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

So you're one of the type of drinker for whom when pissed, their mind can become, or feel, sharper, clearer, and have flashes of insight or intelligence, and things like that?

Jack London was one of those. And this is possibly one of the many reasons that his descent into alcoholism was so heavy, complete, and at least played a part in his early death.

I'm the total opposite, alcohol tends to muddy and muddle my brain. Although whisky can hit better and make me feel 'lit up' sometimes.

Kind of, but it only happens with hard liquor. High proof booze can propel you into a zone where the brain fog condenses into a clarity of mind akin to stimulants.

So many creative minds have been fuelled by booze - though it's never from a few cans of Carling...

 

[Shinji Ikari]

Me after more than three pints of cider.

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

This is infrastructure in my country

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Think that's bad?

Look at this cunt in my country...

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

Did they come up with new laws so that it would be even possible to deal with that monstrosity?

 

[Shinji Ikari]

I feel like both these things want to kill me

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

 

[Shinji Ikari]

Driving lessons start again on Thursday

Le sigh

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

I sleep on the daytime now, apparently. Which is somehow not very refreshing and I can barely function. I still haven't gone to school since last tuesday, but I am trying in morning again to not give up to temptation of "going to sleep just for 2 hours".

Maybe doing small neuroprotective 200 mg dose of meth would fix me.

 

[pnillyg]

My brain has really been craving and kratom seems like it works until it doesnt.. then the cycle starts again. Winter colds also not helping