I like your plan, Friend. And I know little of LSD myself. But if you choose to move forward I will issue a word of caution:
That if you want to maintain stealth, you clearly can't label your wine bottles, "LSD Booze" or anything like that.
On the other hand, if your bottles are not labeled you are creating a security hazard because if you have a heart-attack one day (or whatever, and one day you surely will) then when you're gone whomever cleans out your stuff might be in for a brutal surprise if they decide to help themself to a couple of glasses of wine.
You wouldn't be happier like keeping the acid dissolved in water with blue food coloring, and then maybe store it in an empty glass cleaner bottle?
Party on, Bro!
Hey Gordon, by the way, I am not your friend, so why you calling me names already! Hahah! But hey long time no see! Haven't heard from you in decades, whatsamattuh, kat got your tongue? You old David Frost talk show guest rascal you! What happened to you? They put you down there with cement blocks around your ankles at the bottom of the sea like they do to all of you secret service type people as a gesture of gratitude for your service when they finally done using you? Shoot you with the bop gun and give you a heart attack from a button on a device at home office there in Langley, Vagina, is it?
You should take herbals for heart attack you know. You don't even have to exercise anymore gets the veins and vessels all unclogged, stop eating meat, meditate, be kind to others stop messing with, busting and torturing people or working for those who do and you'll be a street ahead of the rest! You don't take acid you say? I wouldn't either if I was you. And you kill me and evryone who v iolates security hazrds with heart attack pellets in they milk cause you tracking me and where i shop and eat, well you will lose your mind. In fact I think you are already losing your mind just for having suggested to me i will certainly die of a heart attack because in som eremote area of the world way off your radar you feel its a danger to the children that I put my acid in a botlle of wine under lock and key . I dodn;t even have to do or say anything its fait acompli, repeat after me I Gordon Liddy am losing my mind for hypnotically suggesting that people die of heart attacks. And yes I know about controlling people via hypnotic suggestion, Sirhan Sirhan went to my high school, his mother was baby sitter when i was three years old and Thain Eugene Cesar, the real asassin of RFK, Thain Eugene Cesar's son was a co-wroker of mine before he mysteriously died in Southeast Asia, having gotten probably a bad bottle of barbituates which he was fond of and he didnt drink, so it wasn't no Jimi Hendrix choking on vomit fairy tale either, go ask Michael Jefferies his owner, who may be still around Langley...no he did not get blown up in terrorist bombing, but the people on the flight supposedly did so that he could fake his own death.
And what could you possibly mean by security hazard? Is that actually a thing round the office in Saigon, "security hazard"? Thats like rules based international law isnt it? I don't know, I'm just some stupid Mexican, man. Which by the way should be rule based international law, not plural, singular, rule based meaning one rule which is ironic since you don't rule anymore as of about 6 months ago, you working for the wrong people now Gordo. Better jump ship with the rest of the rats, that mess is sinkin. But that rule, do as America says not as it does, end of story. Well, yes the story has ended so go back to your hole and leave us poor alcoholic acid heads alone. But OK I look it up sir. Security Hazard: According to you DEA guys down at the CIA, ie Wikipedia;
It says:
Set in the 2060s,
Thunderbirds follows the missions of International Rescue, a secret organisation that uses technologically‑advanced rescue vehicles to save human life. The lead characters are ex‑astronaut
Jeff Tracy, founder of International Rescue, and his five adult sons, who pilot the organisation's primary vehicles: the
Thunderbird machines. In the
clip show "Security Hazard", a young boy stows away on
Thunderbird 2 during a rescue operation and the Tracys unwittingly fly him back to base. While the family work out how to get the boy home, International Rescue's secrecy is further jeopardised as the boy coaxes his hosts into describing past missions, which are recounted as
flashbacks.
Sounds like the puppets on Thunderbirds were taking acid too back in 19666. Oops! An extra 6! What could that mean!? Oh no I'm doomed! My wife spiked the oreos with datura and I ate one for breakfast, sorry. So anyway to continue, So if even the puppets on Thunderbirds were taking acid and having flashbacks about being on spaceships or perhaps breaking into Old Man Liver's wine cabinet because they learned he had commited a "security hazard" by putting LSD in one of the bottles of his wine stash, in his own house where nobody knows where it is exactly because there are no cameras or any system of addresses that works on your computers or any people who care about reporting secxurity hazards to the US authorities then why don't you...Gordon...drop trow and slide your hot tight totally naked doughnut gobbling ass on the ice and take acid ever? Particularly if you are going to comment on here, and devote your attention to busting people via info scrapes of conversation on an internet forum and thereby improving your country (I don't live there nor would i ever want to, you people have screwed the pooch in the United States as they say there i guess you know all about screwing pooches to have developed such a quaint idiom but you're soon to be history youre now on the wrong side of it Gordo, so why not put on your best dress and hat and your favorite tequila and pop a tab before you speak out aboutt the evil of LSD talking about the security hazard it presents. Of course you don't put it out there where children and burglars are going to drink it. The poor burgalrs especially, I really feel fo rthem And thats wghy I dont have a rifle is i don't want to hurt anyone who might break in and try to kill or rob me or commit som eother kin dof fuckery which you do for a living still i suppose. How would you know it presents a security hazard? Thats just what your boss told you it is so you you just go with that I suppose. what if he told you mump mump will make you go crazy and even though in the sovreign nation of Zembla its east coast along the great Isotonic Ocean on the third planet out from Alpha centauri B in the Alpha Centauri triple star system mump mump is a cookie they like to eat. yes they are humans there like us. Havent you been there yet? You need to take more acid ese. But your boss just laughs those people in Zembla are totally mental.
But I think I get your drift, you are not one to watch 19666 (Oh! Did it again! O my keybaord is rigged to do that now!) British televison science fiction perhaps psychdelic puppet shows complete with flashbacks. So then, whose security are you refering to? Your own? And was you, or was you was gonna was come to my house when i wasn't looking an' drank all my wahn without assin me, homes? You
would do something like that, you rude man. And furthermore, and first of all thats against the law in the US and second of all if you ask people around here where i live they will probably say they don't know, so not only is it a tall oreder to break into my wine cabintet when I'm on a booze run and choose precisely the wrong bottle from among usually ten that I have to drink from while you wait for me to arrive and you can so you can can shoot me with a directed energy weapon I will warn you that not only am I out of reach even in this day anad age, bouncing between "here" as you people in "reality' who never take acid like to call it, not only that but when i am here I am invisible. You see sir, I have invisible glasses. You can't see the glasses because i am not wearing them and then when you inquire into my existence you find that to your horror not only am I and my glasses invisible but that I never actually existed except as data in your files and then the coup de grass you logically conclude that actually you do not exist either. and because you don't take acid you don't have the training to deal with this reality and so you become mad. Yes, it never actually is here or there, it seems a philosophical technicality at first but once you have been exposed to this idea it grows like a seed within your mind and you got to you job at Langley and you have nothing of any significance to do and with each day thatit grows like a realization and like perhaps Ronald Reagan in on eof his movies you cry out "But wheres the rest of me?" but its futile, youre grasping straws, you're a man dying alone of thirst in teh great American drug war desert along with the rest of you scooping up sand unable to drink it.
And besides which what are you now Gordo, an OSHA inspector or something? But Last time checked I don;t live in a place that is under their jurisdiction. And What about the vipers in my front yard that like to chill under the leaves I haven't raked up yet? Literal vipers. Ever been bitten by a viper Gordon? I didn't think so. After that happens you have about two hours to get to a snake bite clinic and get the rather ineffective serum into you. Or the ornery 25 foot pythons around here that are as big around as a fat law enforcement bureacrats thigh and like to snack on our chickens and ate the neighbors dog once. You ever been attacked or seen a python attack someone? They rear up off the ground about face level when you piss them off and slam into you with the force of being hit by say a motorcycle doing 35 and then once you are down they just just haul off and strangle you and then eat you for good measure. Again you longer exist. or my pack of 5 dogs. I would think they are security hazards too. Maybe it would be worth your while to come after me. There are also shamans that come out ant night and eat people to absorb their power. Maybe that is a security hazrd too youd like to tackle. Or maybe just how people burn their plastic garbage so that everyones life expectancy is down to about age 50.. Or how about the dengue carrying mosquitoes? Oh I know COVID is so much more concerning to you. Ever had dengue? Speaking of not existing you would wish that on yourself shoul dyou contract dengue from the kin dof mosquitoes I haven't exterminated with immune system destroying bug sprays you woul dprobably have me do and call me gay because i dodn't want to spray my yard with chemicals.
And anyway, as per your suggestion yeah duh. Create an instant clown by talking to everyone like they are one and the world's your Klown world! You duh man, G!
Having partaken of LSD and other psychdelics many times and partaken of life in general I have enough common sense to think yes the neighbor kids might break the lock on my house, or the imagination now that you mention it that you and your cat boogalars (Oh boogie down beebees and kicky kacks!.) might do that and that I should be concerned for the safety of people who break into my house and go right for the wine cabinette (Whats a cabinette, you might ask. Why, its something I just invented in my spare time between breaths, its a small tiny little cute cabin of course) and break the lock on my wine cabinet too and of the 10 odd bottles choose precisely the one that will send them on a seven day trip to hell as their good karma would mete out as cosmic paycheck/monthly salary for having broken into my house and stolen my wine! Yes, I know the law doesn;t view it that way, but when was the last time I saw any of them around? There is no law in these parts. Consequently, People know how to behave themselves, thats what having an intact society is about, we don't need government agents and police and laws that aren't uphelf in the fake justice system anyway to protect us from bad people, bad people with no moral compass because after all we have laws no need for morality amd they and yoru shamble of a society (you like it that way too Gordon, you fucking degenerate) dig their own graves and dispose of themselves a truth you don;t believe if you follow the science no doubt.
Also, how do you know I will have a heart attack Gordon? That's a very interesting statement. I'm sincerely interested to know what it is that you or someone you know does and is planning apparently to insure that i have a heart attack. Or perhaps you have forknowledge of future events, an unlikelihood since as anyone who takes enough acid understands, the future is utterly malleable. Like a directed energy weapon or maybe you and your ilk shoot me through the stealth technology intalled in my computer remotely controlled from Langley or what? Good on ya, then! Fire it up man, g-man! Fire away! Do you feel better? Does your life improve? Does it put a bounce in your step bro'? Or friend I suppose i shoukld say. I love that one "Hello friend!" Anyone who uses that word in that way is not anyones friend. Do the girls or boys flcok to your feet unable to reisist that killer psychopathic murderer charisma attained only from blasting poor old men with heart attack beams from the Master of Zorkon, Master Elon's low orbit space control weapon ships? That 36 trillion dollar debt gotta be good for something, eh Papi?! heh heh, I tell ya! As for you, when you finally become a basket case basketball fan schizophrenic airplane cheap insta spaghetti sauce preservative fart while savoring Starvinsky and a Past Bloo Ribbon beer, the bull having finally busted through the window whilst the Nairobi Trio plays their famous Ernie Kovacs ditty well yeah as for you fatso, GOOOOORDOOOO, Boo! Yeah completely pointless isn't it/ And thats the point.
Yes, of course safety first, which is why I like my idea better than blue food coloring, probably not healthy and blue would certainly bring on a bad trip in me and m,any others, but thats how we like it, keep LSD dangerous and criminal.
But I have moved on from that idea anyway, much more fun to place LSD drops on certain words on the pages of certain books only I know what and where they are.
So, Ciao Fat kat boy! Nice to see you again. You know being overweight is a security hazard as you put it too. In fact your bald headed mother is a security hazard cause that skin head wax shore does shine! Yeah yo bald momma's head so shiny yo daddy went color blind and hit the bitch upside the head talkin about, "You fucked the Chinese gardner again didnt you bitch!" And put a dent in that ball peen shit on the top of her neck talkin about "Police! We gotta Security hazard! My wife fucked the Chinese gardner 8 times this month and now i gotta Chahnese baybuh boy! I cain't speak no Chinese! What I'm gonna do! We gota security hazard aeround here Its a meltdown! A full nuclear meltdown over here! Call Kamala! Get Kamala over here! We need her in a string bikini doin the mashed potatoes on this shit! Pronto!"
