Looking for a masseuse for the Boom Festival 2023

[HighTek4SexTek]

"We are looking for a masseuse for the Boom Festival 2023. Experience in the field is preferable, but beginners are also welcome.
If you are passionate about the art of massage, have a good understanding of different massage techniques, and are able to work in a lively festival environment, we would be delighted to meet you.
As a masseuse at the Boom Festival 2023, you will be responsible for providing high-quality massages to festival-goers looking to relax and rejuvenate during the event.
If you are interested, please contact us by sending your CV and a cover letter describing your experience and interest in this position. Beginners or experienced individuals are welcome to apply."

 

[negrogesic]

Is experience with happy endings required for this role? Or is that sort of thing not encouraged for this position?

 

[ColoradoOpiateGirl]

That's so cool, where is it? Thankfully I have a concealed carry permit if anyone tries to sexually assault me.

The preferred modern term is "massage therapist" not masseuse, btw. This reflects the college education, knowledge of kinesiology physiology anatomy and pathology that one must possess to pass the mBLEX to become a licensed and insured therapist.

I think it's very cool to offer this service at festival, I have definitely never done that. Chair or table?

 

[HighTek4SexTek]

That's so cool, where is it? Thankfully I have a concealed carry permit if anyone tries to sexually assault me.

The preferred modern term is "massage therapist" not masseuse, btw. This reflects the college education, knowledge of kinesiology physiology anatomy and pathology that one must possess to pass the mBLEX to become a licensed and insured therapist.

I think it's very cool to offer this service at festival, I have definitely never done that. Chair or table?

Sorry for vocabulary, english is not my native language !
Chair and Table are OK
Have a look on these videos

 

[SpiralusSancti]

So what are benefits compared to pimping alone at Boom?

 

[SpiralusSancti]

And another question, is Boom now every year?

 

[matt<3ketamine]

That's so cool, where is it? Thankfully I have a concealed carry permit if anyone tries to sexually assault me.

The preferred modern term is "massage therapist" not masseuse, btw. This reflects the college education, knowledge of kinesiology physiology anatomy and pathology that one must possess to pass the mBLEX to become a licensed and insured therapist.

I think it's very cool to offer this service at festival, I have definitely never done that. Chair or table?

good luck with getting that 'open carry' into portugal lol fs
imagine thinking of bringing a gun to a hippy festival....

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

That's so cool, where is it? Thankfully I have a concealed carry permit if anyone tries to sexually assault me.

The preferred modern term is "massage therapist" not masseuse, btw. This reflects the college education, knowledge of kinesiology physiology anatomy and pathology that one must possess to pass the mBLEX to become a licensed and insured therapist.

I think it's very cool to offer this service at festival, I have definitely never done that. Chair or table?

chair or table would be cool I'd imagine

guns? - not so cool, and not quite the vibe they're after

 

[G_Chem]

good luck with getting that 'open carry' into portugal lol fs
imagine thinking of bringing a gun to a hippy festival....

Fuck dude I’m not lying when I say I’m currently in line to enter a festival and just remembered I still have my pistol on me.. Forgot it was in my pack. Thankfully they’ve never searched before but now I’m tweaking a little.

-GC

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

Given the fact that some US crew on this thread are surprised at massage being offered at a festival (I'd estimate it's been offered at over 90% of festis I've been to, and it's a substantial number) and that guns appear to be acceptable, well...I think your festivals are on a slightly different angle to ours! (even accounting for the naturally divergent nature of such)

Hmmmmmmmm, I think I prefer the massage and no guns scenario, although I'll try (almost) anything once!

 

[matt<3ketamine]

Given the fact that some US crew on this thread are surprised at massage being offered at a festival (I'd estimate it's been offered at over 90% of festis I've been to, and it's a substantial number) and that guns appear to be acceptable, well...I think your festivals are on a slightly different angle to ours! (even accounting for the naturally divergent nature of such)

Hmmmmmmmm, I think I prefer the massage and no guns scenario, although I'll try (almost) anything once!

yea i wouldn't go to festivals if there was a chance of having to be preparing for gun shots...

 

[SpiralusSancti]

Don’t worry, there are guns on Boom, Ozora and every other big festival in Europe too. During big raid on Ozora there was plenty found in possession of folks of certain nationality, one that like waving flags and drawing their sign wink wink.

I guess you guys also think that only commercial sex on Boom is – “Fuck for forest” project?