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Please tell me you kept it in your pants then approached women in bars saying "do you want to see my trouser snake?"
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Please tell me you kept it in your pants then approached women in bars saying "do you want to see my trouser snake?"
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Ever wear it to a party as a pulling tool like Super Hans?
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This is exactly what I was thinking about. Be hard to get that big of a snake into a salad spinner.
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Zopiclone bandit
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Random picture of Indian sweets.
No idea what they are called but they are equal to Gulab Jamon in regard to being so sweet they actually give you a Sugar rush from eating one, I'm not joking.
They are Divine, anyone who's into sweet stuff check them out if you have the chance, I promise you NOTHING comes close in terms of English sweets.
No idea what they are called but they are equal to Gulab Jamon in regard to being so sweet they actually give you a Sugar rush from eating one, I'm not joking.
They are Divine, anyone who's into sweet stuff check them out if you have the chance, I promise you NOTHING comes close in terms of English sweets.
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Talking bout sweet stuff, these are the 2 vapes I'm using at the minute. Fuck buying those Lost Mary's. They run out too quick AND @Zopiclone bandit did you hear they're getting discontinued anyway. They're supposed to be 2% in strength but they're more like 4%+ apparently or so I hear. Better stock up brudda.
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You joking right? Sat here right now with a Lost Mary Cherry, Peach & Lemonade in my mouth.
I bet its down to some idiot Tory MP who had a parent moan to them that their kid is using them & their usual logic is to ban stuff. All it will do like everything is push it underground & flood the market with Chinese fakes.
I can't wait to but a Lost Mary under the counter made in some shady as hell Chinese factory, when it says the flavour is Cherry and Kiwi but when you hit it you taste Beijing homeless mans underwear, muddy shoelace & burned dog paw fur mix.
Each time more State Regulations are passed on Nicotine products the quote from Bill Hicks comes to mind "I smoke, if this offends anyone I suggest you look around the world in which we live & shut your fucking mouth"
It's fine for huge Arms Trade dealers to sell bombs etc that are used to blow villages of small brown skinned children up but God forbid people may want to use Nicotine.
Feel free....no actually PUSH children to be injected with some bizarre and untested SARS-Covid19 "vaccine" but we can't have them using Nicotine FFS!!!!
Ban bloody washing up tab things too, I remember that online trend of eating washing machine tabs, the ones in the plastic coating, some idiots died from eating Persil, its sad but true I bet some idiot has broke open a Vape & eaten the contents while live streaming it.
I've never got over some woman on a TV show who liked to pull her mattress apart then eat it, another bloody idiot liked to spray Hair Spray into her mouth.
Jeremy Kyle had another bloody idiot who liked to drink Perfume.
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Teenagers are risking death to film themselves eating Tide pods
Do not attempt this
www.independent.co.uk
Ethanol rings a bell, I think it's stuff that sets on fire really easy, I'm sure it's purple and you use it a bit like petrol. I'd not fancy drinking it.
Polymers I have no idea about tbh, I take an educated guess you don't want a load of it in your belly @fastandbulbous ?????
Hydrogen Peroxide is really potent hair dye if I remember correctly, it was sold as "Sun In" back in the mid 1990's to bleach your hair. It stinks and I dread to think what it would do to your stomach, throat and mouth.
It would give you that classic TOWIE white teeth look though (for 5 minutes before your teeth fall out and you die)
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Methylated spirits. Maybe Pete/ganjcat thought it was sizzurp and drank too much. Would explain his behaviour and sudden absence.Teenagers are risking death to film themselves eating Tide pods
Do not attempt this
Ethanol rings a bell, I think it's stuff that sets on fire really easy, I'm sure it's purple and you use it a bit like petrol. I'd not fancy drinking it.
Polymers I have no idea about tbh, I take an educated guess you don't want a load of it in your belly @fastandbulbous ?????
Hydrogen Peroxide is really potent hair dye if I remember correctly, it was sold as "Sun In" back in the mid 1990's to bleach your hair. It stinks and I dread to think what it would do to your stomach, throat and mouth.
It would give you that classic TOWIE white teeth look though (for 5 minutes before your teeth fall out and you die)
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Teenagers are risking death to film themselves eating Tide pods
Do not attempt this
Ethanol rings a bell, I think it's stuff that sets on fire really easy, I'm sure it's purple and you use it a bit like petrol. I'd not fancy drinking it.
Polymers I have no idea about tbh, I take an educated guess you don't want a load of it in your belly @fastandbulbous ?????
Hydrogen Peroxide is really potent hair dye if I remember correctly, it was sold as "Sun In" back in the mid 1990's to bleach your hair. It stinks and I dread to think what it would do to your stomach, throat and mouth.
It would give you that classic TOWIE white teeth look though (for 5 minutes before your teeth fall out and you die)
Isn't it amazing how having instant access to all knowledge at our fingertips is breeding stupid fuckin cunts?
It just goes to show that 'knowledge is a dangerous thing' (for idiots), and 'ignorance is bliss' (for idiots).
Unfortunately, the modern world caters for fuckin idiots (you only have to look at their taste in music and their narcissistic desires to be celebrities and pumped up like the Michelin man).
The Darwin awards are going to be bigger than the Oscars at this rate.
I despair for humanity...
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Itโs rather harmless in weaker concentrations. Itโs sold over the counter in 3, 6 and 9% solutions and can be used for wound cleaning, or even as a mouthwash.Teenagers are risking death to film themselves eating Tide pods
Do not attempt this
Ethanol rings a bell, I think it's stuff that sets on fire really easy, I'm sure it's purple and you use it a bit like petrol. I'd not fancy drinking it.
Polymers I have no idea about tbh, I take an educated guess you don't want a load of it in your belly @fastandbulbous ?????
Hydrogen Peroxide is really potent hair dye if I remember correctly, it was sold as "Sun In" back in the mid 1990's to bleach your hair. It stinks and I dread to think what it would do to your stomach, throat and mouth.
It would give you that classic TOWIE white teeth look though (for 5 minutes before your teeth fall out and you die)
(mod edit: people are dumb, letโs not give them encouragement to be dumber. Diz)
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I said 99.9999% the same a few weeks ago on a YouTube upload. It was an interview with some male (well born male, you know those weird people who's gender is set by nature. Those odd things of Nature who have a penis) & it decided to become a "woman" after watching many days worth of Instagram & TikTok videos of Trans people saying they were "born in the wrong body" so IT decided to have his dicl cut off, have boobs added, remove ribs, had stuff injected into it's lips to "make them more sexy & to look like a vagina" I quoted directly BTW folks, that is the level of mental sickness some people have. It had other stuff done too like a Brazil buttlift " to attract a partner" and yet again the quote is the words used, even though he had no dick left & had a "vagina" it still was obsessed with bum sex.
Some of the operations had gone wrong (smirks) and had caused permanent issues going to the toilet (imagine the issues taking a shit folks, it must be equal to the females who are tortured with FGM & the issues they have but with a shit) this human was now saying how Instagram & TikTok should remove all Trans content as it was making Teenagers become unhappy with their body, looks, feeling accepted by their social group & was causing them to undertake risky surgery which can have life changing results!!!!!!
I said I had ZERO sorrow or empathy for the person, with so much good stuff at our fingers we can learn about any moment of history, watch nearly any movie made, read nearly any book & most can be d/l for free in PDF form, ones past a certain point can be done as audio book & ripped into MP3 then saved etc.
Instead of doing this people spend their days watching mentally ill folks post trash on some of the most pointless websites to ever be made THEN chop their body up, once they have arranged their body near equal to a 90% blind person high on Acid doing a 100,000 piece jigsaw they then moan about it.
It never fails to shock me how most people spend nearly all their time online on the worst websites, most teenage girls spend their time on a very small few websites posting selfies, one woman in her early 20's who I am friends with on Facebook is on there for hours each day & ALL she ever posts is pictures of herself which are posted alongside text which is hyper-critical of her own looks, makes repeated comments about being fat & or ugly. All the comments on her pictures are done in some bizarre "text language" I'm unable to decode, she's clearly mentally sick & looking for some weird Ego boost, she's NOT unique here in this odd behavior as I've looked at the peoples pages who feed her ego & they ALL DO THE SAME!!!!!!!! If I had a daughter who did this shit I'd send her to view some burns unit at the local hospital or TIE HER TO A CHAIR and force her to watch villages in the Vietnam war that were Napalm bombed so she can see how LUCKY she is. That famous clip from the Vietnam war with the young girl running away from her twig hut that's been hit by Napalm with her skin hanging off like stripped wallpaper would get the message across real fast.
Why people spend time looking at this stuff is beyond me, the world can't be that full of idiots I swear to God, I feel bad sometimes for looking at a page online called "Cabbage Cade and his Conk Factory" or dogs doing Tippytap dancing, the latest I love is dogs dressed up as an Elf with bells attached to their paws then given treats so they "dance" hence the bells ring on their paws. I watch this for max 20-30 mins per day & since I got my 150gig a month I've been doing podcasts & videos so much, I can watch an old Shaw Brothers Kung Fu movie in full while on the bus on the way to the temple to pray for example. I can watch the full World At War series they show on Yesterday freeview or the history of Block guns, some documentary on Lamborghini, Science Made Easy upload on Dark Matter, The History of Haiti, the worlds most unique hotels, the history of Tea, talks by Chinese Kung Fu monks, the history of Ninjitsu, historical weapons being tested out (my favourite was the siege catapult as that is brutal & in the old days of raiding castle's plague ridden corpses were shot over the walls, also sometimes the body would miss & hit the wall then break into pieces sending plague infected limbs spraying everywhere)
I don't think this is odd or weird, watching some person rant about being in the wrong body all day or listen to podcasts of that Cunt from the USA who's charged with human trafficking, think his name in Andrew Tate is so dumb. How a guy who's content is all about hating females and him driving cars while trying to look tough is......beyond words, i have to add most of that Tate guys stuff where he tries to look tough actually comes over as Hyper homosexual, his got some kinda Leather Daddy's bitch vibe to him. I can honesty see him all tied up in some latex gimp suit, leather mask on with a bottle of poppers under his nose as he takes huge black cocks & being verbally abused as he begs for more cock in his ass.
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I know we had words a few months ago when I had been drinking & smoking crack but Goddamn it you make me laugh. You're sssooo true & on point with that one.
I honestly did think for a few days how I had fucked up with my mouth & stupid behaviour etc. You aren't that bad in your posts for some Cunt who's equal to that Ass-Clown @F.U.B.A.R. or Harold Shipman @LoginNotSecure