What Are You Drinking? V2. Frosty Jacks - For The Discerning Pisshead

[simstim]

Is that actually a type of Champagne, or something else entirely?

How long have you got to wait now?

Two hours and yes it's champagne. I can't fucking wait for it either. It's gonna be cold and sweet.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Two hours. A fuckin eternity!

Enjoy...

 

[simstim]

Two hours. A fuckin eternity!

Enjoy...

Luckily the liquor store just started opening an hour earlier and closing an hour later. I fucked up yesterday because it was Sunday and they closed at 9. I tried to go to the store at like 11:30.

 

[axe battler]

Didn’t think alcohol based mouthwashes were a thing in the U.K.

I think Listerine is 18% volume. I remember reading a Vice (I think) article where the guy made cocktails out of it like mojitos and the like. Pretty rank for your insides but I'd imagine it would taste "ok".

 

[Jackal]

I think Listerine is 18% volume. I remember reading a Vice (I think) article where the guy made cocktails out of it like mojitos and the like. Pretty rank for your insides but I'd imagine it would taste "ok".

I used Listerine as a kid, sometimes I totally accidentally swallowed a cap here and there once or twice

warming

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Top tip.

Do NOT try to get pissed on JD Tenessee Honey liqueur.

It's like trying to get pissed on Baileys...

 

[LoginNotSecure]

Has it given you a squirty bum?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Has it given you a squirty bum?

No, my guts are made of steel.

But it's just so fuckin sweet that the alcohol doesn't get a look in and you just feel a bit sick for a while.

Total waste of money and booze.


Tastes quite nice however - for the first couple of shots, then it's all downhill from there.


Who the fuck drinks for the taste anyway?

 

[axe battler]

Can't you mix it with coke? Isn't it 40%? Step up from Bailey's. And believe me, I can get pissed on Bailey's if I have enough ice!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Can't you mix it with coke? Isn't it 40%? Step up from Bailey's. And believe me, I can get pissed on Bailey's if I have enough ice!

Nah, it's only 35%, fuckin piss!

The thing is, I thought I'd picked up a normal bottle of JD. So that first shot was a hell of a surprise...

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[axe battler]

Nah, it's only 35%, fuckin piss!

The thing is, I thought I'd picked up a normal bottle of JD. So that first shot was a hell of a surprise...

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Oh no! I'll bet you poured it straight down the sink eh...

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Oh no! I'll bet you poured it straight down the sink eh...

No, I persevered.

 

[PtahTek]

had four 16oz cans i think at the cona.
got bored with it but helped i think. beer is good, yes? lol
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[axe battler]

 

[Oldskipper]

You're on the money with the 'Jack Daniels' alcopop too friend. Im drinking morreti. I like it, but usually would go for cheaper. The government here are taxing by alcohol units now, so the traditional own brand cheap high content shite is expensive and the decent beers are now the cheapest.

 

[blondin]

This weekend I have mostly been drinking a lovely Bordeaux, Chateau Ramage de Batisse 2016 offers exceptional quality and vfm. Also a recent discovery a single malt Aerstone so smoooth.

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

I tried to get good 8 hours of sleep but it was fucking pathetic show so I got 2020 red Portada and rainbow lager

 

[blondin]

I tried to get good 8 hours of sleep but it was fucking pathetic show so I got 2020 red Portada and rainbow lager

Obviously a connoisseur..

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

2020----->CONNOISSEUR!!!!
the yeast had even been extracted off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

This weekend I have mostly been drinking a lovely Bordeaux, Chateau Ramage de Batisse 2016 offers exceptional quality and vfm. Also a recent discovery a single malt Aerstone so smoooth.

Posh cunt.