LOL you like that Ismene don't you? I get irked by that notion too. You must sit for 5 hours a day and "maybe" you will reach "enlightenment" in 50 years.
Even if that were true, and I am sure for a few it is, logically our minds would reject that notion as too long.
I can be ok with people with people doing Yoga or meditating. What I don't appreciate is when some of these newer "guru's" discount psychedelics as chemical and not real as if their own technique is the only one. But even some people knew there are many paths even amongst the Gurus..
Anandamayi Ma said "all paths are my paths" and "I have no particular path". Also ""How can one impose limitations on the infinite by declaring this is the only path—"
As far as writing I do appreciate people that try and dice and slice reality and try to communicate that to others. I pretty much like them all. I use to get annoyed at some of the newer self help teachers leaving out psychedelics as their initiation. Leaving that out is blasphemy. So I got a little more respect when Deepak Chopra put out that it was LSD that got him into what he is. At least he said it. Let's face it, there is no New Age without psychedelics. I agree with Terrence McKenna when he said the New Age movement was created so people would not have to drop acid anymore and skirt around it. lol
Lastly the only thing enlightened means to me is someone figured out they need to be kind. What else is it?