I appreciate the advice, but I'm really not looking to take any with me to Disney. It's not worth even a slight risk of getting busted in front of my in laws and children and ruining the trip.
Like hell. It's definitely worth it. In the past, I've bought cigarettes, emptied them out, and packed them with weed, then packed loose tobacco in at the end as a decoy. This is overkill. I realized next that all that needs to be done is: disguise the cannabis as legal Delta-8 bud. I make pre-rolled Bluntville Cigarello blunts and typically pack about a quarter ounce of bud, again in containers marked "Delta-8". Who's really gonna question that? If you're really sweating it like that, pack less than 20 g so it stays in the misdemeanor level for Florida.
Or just bring the vape pen. When you go to take a urine screening, tape a condom filled with fresh warn urine to the inside of your leg (to keep it warm) and use this to fill the test cup at the facility. It's not like prison system drug tests or probation drug tests where they actually watch the urine leaving your genitals. They give you privacy, so it's easy to beat. Fuck the system; outsmart these invasive assholes.
Get one of the those “SMTWTFS” pill holder things for the days of the week, and put whatever pills you might want in that thing. Yes, acid is extremely easy to bring with you.
I dissolve ketamine into a nasal spray solution "for my allergies / sinuses". That goes in my carry-on and I like to get ripped on ketamine sometimes when I'm flying. It's fun.
I've taken shards of methamphetamine and whittled them down to the size of cough drops and then unwrapped some actual cough drops and used the wrappers to wrap up those aforementioned shards. They look just like cough drops.
I don't like feeling/being dependent on something, and it makes me feel "weak" to not do anything about it.
It's such a low-level, non-issue dependency – much like many people's caffeine dependency – that I refuse to see that as troublesome. For me, cannabis is a mood stabilizer and a mild anxiolytic that helps me not lose my temper, patience, or appetite. Cannabis has always been a wonderful friend to me, and though I've had to stop smoking for spells in my life, it's something that enhances my world, something I enjoy, and something I always come back to eventually.
So you're a PharmD.? It's so much school just to make ~$140K/yr. working at a CVS or a Walgreens and still having to work a weekend day while dealing with non-mask-wearing COVID-19/QAnon conspiracy theorists with the intelligence of a jar of mayonnaise… tough… and no one seems to realize or respect the fact that PharmD.'s are doctors… but then a J.D. degree is technically a
juris doctorate and lawyers are also doctors from that perspective.