Look what the fuck I found in my toaster!!

[axe battler]

Okay so my toaster was long overdue a clean, so I got the kitchen spray out and gave it a good clean, started shaking out all the crumbs and what do I find BUT A FUCKING SYRINGE! NEEDLE ON IT AN ALL!??

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I it didn't have anything in it unfortunately, not that I'd shoot it lol, but it's contents might help my pinpoint (boom boom) where it's come from.

But nope, just a mangled, capless, empty needle...

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Wonders will never cease

 

[axe battler]

Sidenote: I don't IV drugs apart from a few fairly unsuccessful attempts in the past. So it's not like I'm always dealing with needles.

I also love alone with my infant son, and to my knowledge I haven't had an IV user in my house (certainly not one who shot up) AFAIK.

 

[Jabberwocky]

this is the most druggy shit I've ever seen

 

[Jabberwocky]

Sidenote: I don't IV drugs apart from a few fairly unsuccessful attempts in the past. So it's not like I'm always dealing with needles.

I also love alone with my infant son, and to my knowledge I haven't had an IV user in my house (certainly not one who shot up) AFAIK.

previous owner perhaps?

 

[axe battler]

Ha I doubt that very much. The only theory is I was in a blacked out stupor and I was wanting to plug H or methamphetamine and when trying to cut the needle off I clumsily dropped the rig in there. Then couldn't get it out and thought "fuck it" and got a new one. Sounds plausible but still caught me by surprise!

 

[AbbeyLee]

That pic of the (purple lol) toaster on the concrete with a syringe near it looks so feral

 

[n3ophy7e]

Ummm side note, I want a purple toaster

 

[axe battler]

You don't want my toaster riddled with hep C.

 

[JackARoe]

You found my rig! I knew it was somewhere. Let me know if you find any guitar picks. They fell through that little hole in time to somewhere.

 

[VerbalTruist]

Sidenote: I don't IV drugs apart from a few fairly unsuccessful attempts in the past. So it's not like I'm always dealing with needles.

I also love alone with my infant son, and to my knowledge I haven't had an IV user in my house (certainly not one who shot up) AFAIK.

So what you’re saying is you aren’t in the business of hiding needles in your toaster? Did you buy the toaster used?

You found my rig! I knew it was somewhere. Let me know if you find any guitar picks. They fell through that little hole in time to somewhere.

Feel through the center of the universe out into @axe battler toaster. lol

 

[axe battler]

Ha no inherited it from a dead relative of sorts but they certainly were not drug users,let alone jacking up.
It was surely me when I've been benzod out my mind.

 

[falsifiedhypothesi]

"The cops would never look for it in the toaster" sounds like the stereotypical reasoning of a person attempting a 100 hour meth marathon. I have a different theory about how it got there...

 

[Jerry Atrick]

You don't want my toaster riddled with hep C.

So did your toast taste like hep C?

One time my parents found a syringe inside a sealed 1 liter bottle of cranberry juice. Maybe someone at the toaster factory lost their gear