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Suck it up Sunday. Would you rather:

Swim in a safe ( shark free zone ) at the beach or in a clean large private pool?

Suck down a raw egg or a raw oyster?

Eat a bowl of dry cat food ( Meow mix ) or a bowl of dry dog food ( Pedigree) ?

Drink a hot coca cola or a hot beer?

Landscape a yard in 100 F degree weather or shovel snow in 5 F weather?

Happy Sunday you silly rascals and may you have a good rest of your day.

Oh....almost forgot. Me: Ocean, raw oyster, cat food, hot coke, and shovel snow. :Mario:

Pool -- even if it's completely safe, the beach can still be gross.

Raw oyster -- I eat them by choice.

Cat food -- Smaller so a little easier.

Hot coca cola -- Alcohol is bad mmkay?

Shovel snow -- It'd be a novelty at least.


Thanks @Nurse Ratched ☺️
 
have friends , family and be happy and not live in the jail because can't relax at all sometimes just wanna leave my poor soul alone
Welcome to Bluelight.

I take it you don't really live in jail. But I can tell you are unhappy and that sucks.
 
Sit on your ass Saturday. Would you rather:

Have a B-B-Q with friends or go out for dinner ?

Eat a small jar of green olives or a small jar of dill pickles?

Eat 5 tablespoons of mustard or 5 tbs. horseradish?

Smoke joints for life or ciggies? ( can't do both ) ?

Have sex with your ex or spend 10 days in jail?


Me: BBQ, olives, mustard, joints, and have sex with the ex.

Happy weekend all you dark side peeps. :cheers:
 
Sit on your ass Saturday. Would you rather:

Have a B-B-Q with friends or go out for dinner ?

Eat a small jar of green olives or a small jar of dill pickles?

Eat 5 tablespoons of mustard or 5 tbs. horseradish?

Smoke joints for life or ciggies? ( can't do both ) ?

Have sex with your ex or spend 10 days in jail?


Me: BBQ, olives, mustard, joints, and have sex with the ex.

Happy weekend all you dark side peeps. :cheers:
B-B-Q (depends which friends, and which restaurant tho - close one)
Dill Pickle
Horseradish
Joints (as long as no baccy in 'em)
Sex with ex (well, depends with which ex...most recent one then yeah)
 
Barbecue if I'm the one manning the grill. I don't trust my friends' cooking skills.
Otherwise dinner at the most top-end place I can afford to treat myself to the kind of food that you can't make for yourself at home. 50/50 depending on my mood and the weather.

Who eats olives or dill pickles by themselves without at least some cheese. Are you weird or something.
PS pickles and give me some bread, cheese and cold meats to go with them.

MUSTARD?? HORSERADISH?!
... Is this like a masochistic challenge? If it is what do I get? Is the mustard the English sort that's so hot it gives you nosebleeds -? Unless there's a substantial reward I pass. (Incidentally, love both but not on their own.)

Only choice is joints or cigarettes? When I don't smoke? Now you're just starting to piss me off.

The sex. Definitely that. Oh god THE SEX. 🥵🥴
 
Who eats olives or dill pickles by themselves without at least some cheese. Are you weird or something.
PS pickles and give me some bread, cheese and cold meats to go with them.
I often eat olives and dill pickles by themselves, straight out of the jar 😄 Especially when I was pregnant omfg!! I drank the pickle juice and everything!!!!!

My answers:
Out to dinner
Pickles
Mustard
Joints
Sex with the ex
 
Sit on your ass Saturday. Would you rather:

Have a B-B-Q with friends or go out for dinner ?

Eat a small jar of green olives or a small jar of dill pickles?

Eat 5 tablespoons of mustard or 5 tbs. horseradish?

Smoke joints for life or ciggies? ( can't do both ) ?

Have sex with your ex or spend 10 days in jail?


Me: BBQ, olives, mustard, joints, and have sex with the ex.

Happy weekend all you dark side peeps. :cheers:


Have a BBQ with friends

Green olives

Mustard

Joints

sex with the ex

:cheers:
 
I often eat olives and dill pickles by themselves, straight out of the jar 😄 Especially when I was pregnant omfg!! I drank the pickle juice and everything!!!!!

My answers:
Out to dinner
Pickles
Mustard
Joints
Sex with the ex
Oh I definitely snack on a few by themselves , but we're talking A WHOLE EFFING JAR in one go.
 
Oh I definitely snack on a few by themselves , but we're talking A WHOLE EFFING JAR in one go.
You're missing the point of "would you rather" :p The premise is to have to choose between only two options of which both may be undesirable. Like voting for a giant douche or the turd sandwich.

BBQ
green olives
mustard
joints
sex
 
Sit on your ass Saturday. Would you rather:

Have a B-B-Q with friends or go out for dinner ? B-B-Q with friends, for sure.

Eat a small jar of green olives or a small jar of dill pickles?

Holy Fuck, either one's going to send my sodium levels through the ROOF. Gonna have to chug some juiced greens afterwards and go hard on the potassium rich foods to counteract the salt shock, but green olives would be my choice. 👍

Eat 5 tablespoons of mustard or 5 tbs. horseradish?

I love both, but horserads WILL FK YOU UP just eating ONE tablespoon by itself. It hurts to BREATHE when you eat the rads alone. Not sure of the mustard type TheUltimateFixx was talking about? Never heard of hot mustard that can give you nosebleeds. But normal mustard? HELL YES, GIVE ME 5 TBS. I friggin' LOVE MUSTARD and have no problem whatsoever consuming it alone. Even 5 tbs.

Smoke joints for life or ciggies? ( can't do both ) ? Cigs. In my youth, I was a veteran pot smoker. But those days are long gone. Now I don't like weed at all. At this point, I'm close to quitting cigs. Vaping mostly. But I love the high you get from that first cig of the day when you haven't had any nicotine for the first 2-3 hours after waking up.

Have sex with your ex or spend 10 days in jail?

Sex with the ex, for sure. My hubby would NOT like that answer. But I've been to jail for a day or two in my lifetime, and NO WAY WOULD I GO BACK, especially for 10 days. :thumbs down:
 
Eat a small jar of green olives or a small jar of dill pickles?

Holy Fuck, either one's going to send my sodium levels through the ROOF. Gonna have to chug some juiced greens afterwards and go hard on the potassium rich foods to counteract the salt shock, but green olives would be my choice. 👍
Actually, pickle juice contains some potassium and magnesium as well as sodium, so it's like a natural sports drink ;)
 
Have a B-B-Q with friends or go out for dinner ?

Eat a small jar of green olives or a small jar of dill pickles?

Eat 5 tablespoons of mustard or 5 tbs. horseradish?

Smoke joints for life or ciggies? ( can't do both ) ?

Have sex with your ex or spend 10 days in jail?


Me: BBQ, olives, mustard, joints, and have sex with the ex.

bbq with friends (and hopefully drugs)
green olives. I like black better but I hate dill.
5 tbs of mustard would be easier to get down
joints 😍
sex with ex
 
Actually, pickle juice contains some potassium and magnesium as well as sodium, so it's like a natural sports drink ;)
I used to add pickle juice to my beer for flavoring. Though I'd never Badlands that shit straight outta the jar. Badlands Chugs on Youtube --->>
pickle juice GIF
 
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