Lol what a question this is

Some replies have had me laughing hard out loud.
I've always had a high sex drive from 13 onwards I was always goin home from school at dinner with a different girl (friend) knowin my house be empty. Did alsorts of foreplay just never full sex until I was 14.
Anyway I lost my virginty at 14 on top of a small toilet block roof that's over looked by market place car park a church and CCTV cameras. Being my first time it didn't last long nor wasn't that good . The fact we wasn't caught was a bonus lol.
In my 20s . Well lol , a small changing cubicle at the local swimming baths

was a mission in it's self a small square cubicle with gaps all round the bottom and people all around us. Again never caught!
Really pissed at a party I had sex with a girl on a sofa under a blanket in a room full of her an my mates , wasn't until after I realised we had an audience lol.
Cars , fields lots of outside sex over the years but the one that stands out is a few days after my spinal fusion surgery in hospital surrounded by young fit nurses got me in the mood an my girlfriend at the time came to visit. Next thing I'm getting her pushing me in the wheelchair I was in to the closest toilets and had some loud dirty sex . Only when we came out together from one disabled toilet room to find people stood outside the door waiting had obviously heard us

walking out an past said people like a naughy school boy , one nurse came over hours later asking personal questions sexual questions turns out she lived within a mile of me , she later said she pulled my records up n realised , needless to say she came round for some action a handful of times after work an we still talk to this day. Crazy how things pan out lol there's loads more these are the ones that stick with me ... Hoping there's many more to come hahaha