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Social If you don't wash it, I won't suck it. What is your dealbreaker in a relationship?

Oh yes definitely!!
.....I just don't like it ;)
I wonder why some girls do, I mean with guys, it makes since because they have prostates, with girls, it’s kinda just wierd tbh lol. I mean I’m not judging the girls that do, I just don’t understand

Maybe there’s some masochism going on
 
THANK YOU

Fuck, man, do you have any idea how many fucking times I've been pressured in to anal, or to explicitly tell a person that anal is a hard-no for me, only for them to try and sneak it up on me, then me having to stop them from doing it mid-coitus. Which is technically rape by the way. One guy who I thought was a good friend of mine even thought it would be funny (because whenever the discussion comesup amongst friendly banter I make it clear in no uncertain terms that anal is a hard-no for me) to proceed with anal when I was really drunk, TOOK A PHOTO WITHOUT ME KNOWING, and forwarded it to a few of our mates. That is so fucking illegal it blows my mind, not to mention disrespectful. But I'm not gonna be a little whiny bitch about it, I just blocked those cunts out of my life and moved forward.

So yeah, comments such as "You're missing out" are actually pretty rude...sorry to single out your comment CE but, well, you did say it. Or another one I commonly get is "You just haven't had it done the right way", which is equally as ridiculous.

Aaaanyway.
I do wonder why so many guys like anal lol I mean I've tried it a few times but the day that I did with this Catholic girl and her parents walked in on us and soon as the door opens up I pull out and flick a thing of corn that was inside of her (( TMI I know I'm sorry lol )) and the corn lands right on her father's shoulder. Yeah.. her parents and froze as did we.. a few seconds of silence and then I bolt to the bathroom and lock myself in there for a good half an hour until they begged me to come out and have dinner with them. Thanksgiving was never the same after that! The vagina is beautiful and seems to work just fine. But all these guys who like to do anal I don't know.. is it because they are smaller and it feels better cuz it's tight or what? Anywho I'm gonna excuse myself because I don't have a filter and I hope I didn't make anyone uncomfortable haha I apologies if I did!
 
I do wonder why so many guys like anal lol I mean I've tried it a few times but the day that I did with this Catholic girl and her parents walked in on us and soon as the door opens up I pull out and flick a thing of corn that was inside of her (( TMI I know I'm sorry lol )) and the corn lands right on her father's shoulder. Yeah.. her parents and froze as did we.. a few seconds of silence and then I bolt to the bathroom and lock myself in there for a good half an hour until they begged me to come out and have dinner with them. Thanksgiving was never the same after that! The vagina is beautiful and seems to work just fine. But all these guys who like to do anal I don't know.. is it because they are smaller and it feels better cuz it's tight or what? Anywho I'm gonna excuse myself because I don't have a filter and I hope I didn't make anyone uncomfortable haha I apologies if I did!
I think ya,it’s the tightness, personally I’ve never done it, but it seems like one of the only times the guy might actually WANT to wear a condum

I could not stop laughing while reading that, don’t be sorry that you shared, only that you didn’t share more
 
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I don't mind a stinky dick or a stinky pussy. I prefer both to smell natural. Sex is dirty. I actually prefer a bit of natural odour, particularly with asses / vaginas... but, then, I like to wear used panties on my face Silence-of-the-Lambs-style. So: I'm probably just a pervert? Nah... you're all just uptight. ;)

My only deal breaker is shit. It's the last sexual barrier to break through. I've tried to push myself psychologically past it, but I can't do it. If somebody asks me to shit on them (or vice-versa) I'm out the door... I like women pissing on my dick though.
You get more interesting with each week that I get to "know" you! :ROFLMAO:
 
Non-sexual dealbreakers: Not treating each other with respect, gaslighting, partner not making an effort to take care of themselves physically or mentally, and cheating (Sexual or emotional - had an ex telling her at-the-time-ex that she was in love with him and wanted to be with him, since we were not in a poly relationship I ended things very quickly).

I'll go along with most fetishes, but I have a few sexual dealbreakers:
Anything with piss and/or shit, cuckoldry (if I'm the one getting cucked), and furry/animal stuff (Didn't care when a girl I was hooking up with wore a collar but beyond that it would weird me out). Have met many girls (some friends, some friends with benefits) who had rape fantasies that I don't think I'd be too comfortable helping them roleplay, but if I was in a serious relationship with someone I loved and they really wanted to try it then I'd consider it.

Anal.
Anal anything.
Don't touch it, don't go in there, don't look at it, don't even THINK about it.
And don't fuckin ask me to go near yours either.
Anal seems a bit weird to me. I'm sure I'll try it eventually (with a condom, or three :LOL:), but unlike most guys I know I don't really get the appeal. Doesn't seem worth putting your dick in someone's arse just for the sex to be tighter.

EDIT: For sexual. managed to forget one of the most important things - hygiene. Nothing worse than eating a girl out when her pussy tastes like sweat and vomit. Shaving down there is also important, I do the same and probably wouldn't go down on someone who hadn't shaved in a while.
 
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Non-sexual dealbreakers: Not treating each other with respect, gaslighting, partner not making an effort to take care of themselves physically or mentally, and cheating (Sexual or emotional - had an ex telling her at-the-time-ex that she was in love with him and wanted to be with him, since we were not in a poly relationship I ended things very quickly).

I'll go along with most fetishes, but I have a few sexual dealbreakers:
Anything with piss and/or shit, cuckoldry (if I'm the one getting cucked), and furry/animal stuff (Didn't care when a girl I was hooking up with wore a collar but beyond that it would weird me out). Have met many girls (some friends, some friends with benefits) who had rape fantasies that I don't think I'd be too comfortable helping them roleplay, but if I was in a serious relationship with someone I loved and they really wanted to try it then I'd consider it.


Anal seems a bit weird to me. I'm sure I'll try it eventually (with a condom, or three :LOL:), but unlike most guys I know I don't really get the appeal. Doesn't seem worth putting your dick in someone's arse just for the sex to be tighter.
When I have sex with a girl, and she hasn’t showered recently, I can smell the vaginal odors leaking out, I bet anal would smell shitty, unless that used an enema 10 times before.

I want to try it, but I probably wouldn't like it, and my girlfriend says I’m too big and that it would hurt

It’s just one of those things that I 2ant to try before I die

I tell her I’d be real gentle, and If it hurt or felt uncomfortable I would pull out, but she still doesn’t want to. So I don’t think I’m gonna get to try it, that’s ok though I guess, I love her and I don’t want to pressure her too much about it.

In a way, it kinda makes me feel good about myself, because I feel like my cock is big, never really realized I was above average until she started pointing it out :)



It was like that, can’t help it, the quickest way to make any guy feel good about themselves is to say their cock is big And good looking :)
 
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I tell her I’d be real gentle, and If it hurt or felt uncomfortable I would pull out, but she still doesn’t want to. So I don’t think I’m gonna get to try it, that’s ok though I guess, I love her and I don’t want to pressure her too much about it.
Yeah, at the end of the day if she doesn't want to do it just leave it be. And obviously don't pressure her about it. I've known girls who have had guys SA them by heavily pressuring/forcing them to do anal and then going way too hard + ignoring the girl asking them to stop. It's awful and disgusting, really pisses me off.
 
I love clean shaven fannies, fuck sucking pubes ew. I had a bad experience the first time I went down on a girl she was sweating and her pubes smelled like my armpit after a football match with the lads xD
 
I love clean shaven fannies, fuck sucking pubes ew. I had a bad experience the first time I went down on a girl she was sweating and her pubes smelled like my armpit after a football match with the lads xD
Did you keep going to protect her feelings?

I knew a guy in jail who said he was giving a girl a rim Jobs once,and a little turd came out, and he ate it so that she wouldn’t bet embarrassed lol

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Did you keep going to protect her feelings?

I knew a guy in jail who said he was giving a girl a rim Jobs once,and a little turd came out, and he ate it so that she wouldn’t bet embarrassed lol

🤮
Ewwww that's nasty. No, it was actually one of my first sex encounters and I just did it for a min or 2, i was grossed out tbfh. I just inserted my peepee inside her vag and came quickly. Then 3 years had to pass till I met my last former partner, yummm when I saw that white perfect properly shaved pussy I couldn't resist and tried it again. It Is with her that I developed my skills in the art of cunnilingus. That pussy was so tight and beautiful, damn good days I had with my ex gf. F
 
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Ewwww that's nasty. No, it was actually one of my first sex encounters and I just did it for a min or 2, i was grossed out tbfh. I just inserted my peepee inside her vag and came quickly. Then 3 years had to pass till I met my last former partner, yummm when I saw that white perfect properly shaved pussy I couldn't resist and tried it again. It Is with her that I developed my skills in the art of cunnilingus. That pussy was so tight and beautiful, damn good days I had with my ex gf. F
I thought you were a girl?
 
I think ya,it’s the tightness, personally I’ve never done it, but it seems like one of the only times the guy might actually WANT to wear a condum

I could not stop laughing while reading that, don’t be sorry that you shared, only that you didn’t share more
Haha I was about to share more but then I stopped myself it sounded kinda cocky haha how funny it goes with the word too 🤣
 
When I have sex with a girl, and she hasn’t showered recently, I can smell the vaginal odors leaking out, I bet anal would smell shitty, unless that used an enema 10 times before.

I want to try it, but I probably wouldn't like it, and my girlfriend says I’m too big and that it would hurt

It’s just one of those things that I 2ant to try before I die

I tell her I’d be real gentle, and If it hurt or felt uncomfortable I would pull out, but she still doesn’t want to. So I don’t think I’m gonna get to try it, that’s ok though I guess, I love her and I don’t want to pressure her too much about it.

In a way, it kinda makes me feel good about myself, because I feel like my cock is big, never really realized I was above average until she started pointing it out :)



It was like that, can’t help it, the quickest way to make any guy feel good about themselves is to say their cock is big And good looking :)

Haha this reminds me of the time I was trying to tell my co worker about my problem.. or so I thought it was a problem. He ends up telling our boss and she seemed concerned so she calls me to the office and I tell her. And the conversation went something like this:

Me: So every single time me and my girlfriend have had intercourse she’s always left in pain and blamed it on my penis. I don’t know what the average size is but she’s measured it for fun and it was 9 inches when it was fully erect. So is it my size?

Boss: *Cant seem to stop looking at my crotch after she hears how big and chokes up when she starts to talk*

Danny I, *clears throat* sorry about that I umm.. don’t think the size is the issue here. Or it may well be but not in the way you’re thinking.

***By the way I should mention this was my first relationship and I was oblivious to dick size and yeah.. I didn’t have a filter just like right now as I’m sharing this with you guys and gals lol

Me: Oh.. because I was starting to think maybe if it’s not my size then maybe it’s the shape of it. It looks like a banana but thicker. And I have a friend who’s my moms age who works out at the gym take a look at it. She suggested I try doggystyle position because it curves downwards and my girlfriend won’t be bothered and she was almost right. My girlfriend said I gave her multiple orgasms but she was still in pain after we finished. Is it me? Am I small or something?

And this is when my boss laughs hysterically for a few minutes and after explaining to me that the problem was that I might of been too big for her.. I was relieved big time but it got quiet and she was blushing and things were kinda hot with me and my boss and I’ll just leave it at that. But her husband is back together with her thank God because she was kinda cock blocking me after my girlfriend and I had broken up and I was single and going on dates.

And my girlfriend and I had broken up before me and my boss got hot and heavy and I was the responsible one who told her we couldn’t do this anymore because all the guys at work already hated me because I wasn’t a lazy fuck and always bad to pick up their slack and she was a bitch to all of them and not me and they hated that. But can you blame her? These guys would leave 2 hours early and leave me to finish all the work. And I didn’t even have keys! Anywho.. I don’t know if I am missing anything to this but I’ll read it again in a bit I’m about to head home now but yeah I hope you enjoyed that and damn I need to learn to shut up and I apologize if I said too much or if this was too inappropriate. Still can’t believe I wasn’t aware back then that my size was fine and that I didn’t need surgery to make it bigger. I wouldn’t mind 10 inches though! Just cuz 10 is my favorite number and it’s an even number. The number 9 bothers me for some reason.
 
As far as smells go:

Too much perfume is definitely a turn-off.
ANY perfume in the vagina is most definitely a turn-off.
Body odor? Well, it depends. Fresh sweat smells sexy as hell. 2 or more days old? Not so much.
Shit smell? Forget it.


I once had a gf who loved garlic. When I went down on her, which was often, she smelled&tasted like garlic. Fortunately, I also love garlic. No problem.
 
As far as smells go:

Too much perfume is definitely a turn-off.
ANY perfume in the vagina is most definitely a turn-off.
Body odor? Well, it depends. Fresh sweat smells sexy as hell. 2 or more days old? Not so much.
Shit smell? Forget it.


I once had a gf who loved garlic. When I went down on her, which was often, she smelled&tasted like garlic. Fortunately, I also love garlic. No problem.
I love garlic too!

I used to eat sardines with garlic and onion, then kiss my girlfriend lol (she didn’t like it)
 
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