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Who speaks german here?

jasperkent said:
My mom's side of the family is 90% German, but (ach!) the only German words I know are:
Bratwurst
Sauerkraut
Schnitzel
Strudel
Bier
So if I ever go there at least I'll get fed.

Ourfeetarestained,
jasper
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got to you mom and tell her Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft

now you know a new word
 
The Wizard of the Creek said:
Correct, but not cowards though. The United States had zero interest in fighting the Nazis. We pretty much taught Germany how to be Nazis. Eugenics was an American science and quite popular amongst even the most liberal barons (John D Rockefeller) and elite socialites of the 20’s. We also really hated the Jews too, if not more, but we weren’t a broken county like you were (because the Americans and the allies absolutely decimated you 2 decades earlier) and as a fully functional democracy killing all the Jews wasn’t acceptable.

If it wasn’t for Japan, we would have left you fuckers alone in Germany.
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Ya think so? i think we probably still might've gotten involved because we were already so close to it....but who knows....the rooskies were concerned about japan on the east so they were able to put more effort into the west once the US got involved

there's so many "what if"s it's crazy - how things could've tilted another way and how everything would be completely altered all the way to today
 
chinup said:
hate symbols aren't collectibles.
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says you
chinup said:
and i'm sorry, but like every other european, i know loads of people related to people who fought. i know loads of people very interested in WWII, to the extent they collect shit, not a single one collects nazi shit. because they comprehend the difference between a hate symbol and a collectible. i just don't buy it. unless people are so stupid they don't understand what something represents.

only WWII paraphernalia i will keep is the virtuti militari my grandfather won for killing nazis in the corridor of death.
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they probably have some nazi collectibles...and they're probably just hiding it from you because they know how you are :)
chinup said:
well own the message it sends.
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it's hitler playing the banjo






those guys are from NYC - does their German suck?
 
Here another one - I'm from Switzerland, speaking "Hochdeutsch" as well as "Schwiizerduetsch", lol. But currently stuck in Mexico and learning Spanish or trying to avoid avoiding learning it.

Oh, Hanzel & Gretyl I know.. needa hear that track but not in the mood I am now, need more constructive music like this: (379) Korsakoff & Re-Style - Unconquered - YouTube
 
Essen Sheissen und geld machen

Eat, Shit, and Make Money right?


i think most of the people that live in trailers in the midwest US are German descendants

that's what i heard anyway

:shrug:
 
plumbus-nine said:
Here another one - I'm from Switzerland, speaking "Hochdeutsch" as well as "Schwiizerduetsch", lol. But currently stuck in Mexico and learning Spanish or trying to avoid avoiding learning it.
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Haha wow that's rare. I only met ppl in Switzerland who looked at me like "the fuck you're saying?" when I spoke Hochdeutsch, and only understood me speaking Boarisch. Grüezi wohl vo Bayern
 
Mr. Krinkle said:
those guys are from NYC - does their German suck?
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It does. Very much so. Before you posted & translated it

Mr. Krinkle said:
Essen Sheissen und geld machen

Eat, Shit, and Make Money right?


i think most of the people that live in trailers in the midwest US are German descendants

that's what i heard anyway

:shrug:
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I had no fucking idea that's what they were singing. I just heard mumbojumbo onomatopoeia all through
 
Yeah they have their Gipfeli and Gugumere and whatnot's dialect and even the Leute im Fernsehen don't get they are speaking with Schwitzerlaend Ackzaehnt (I don't have Umlauts on the keyboard, sry). Oh why doesn't BL have the possibility to make voicemails?

Gruezi back from Coyoacan, Mexico City..
 
People say Swiss chocolate is best lol.

The Mexicans here have the imagination of Swiss people eating cheese and chocolate. Everything with a load of cheese is called Suiza.
 
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i used to smuggle those across the border - i didn't know you couldn't do that

:shrug:
 
Mr. Krinkle said:
i used to smuggle those across the border - i didn't know you couldn't do that

:shrug:
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Why did you need to smuggle those though? Filled up with drugs or just the Kinder Eier? Just for the kick? I guess one could legally import them to about anywhere...
 
plumbus-nine said:
Why did you need to smuggle those though? Filled up with drugs or just the Kinder Eier? Just for the kick? I guess one could legally import them to about anywhere...
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No lol just like that with the toy

every time i went to Canada, i would buy like 10 of them and bring them back because i loved the chocolate and the toy was great

but they're illegal here because they're a choking hazard - so they'll confiscate them at the border - i must have brought them back at least 15 times
 
Mr. Krinkle said:
but they're illegal here because they're a choking hazard - so they'll confiscate them at the border - i must have brought them back at least 15 times
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O..M...freaking..G. For real? Yeah, I instantly believe it.

They have signs here on food. Like, excess saturated fat. And then they list on coca cola:
- Contains Colorant. Don't give to children.
- Contains Caffeine. Hide from children.

Just soo stupid. They can't combine these two signs into one, no, it's the law. Lol.
I have to deal with this shit when I want to import stuff.. it sucks.
 
Mr. Krinkle said:
German chocolate is the best chocolate in the world (true story)
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plumbus-nine said:
People say Swiss chocolate is best lol.

The Mexicans here have the imagination of Swiss people eating cheese and chocolate. Everything with a load of cheese is called Suiza.
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I'm German and I say Swiss chocolate is the best. Freaking amazing. Love how you guys make Zartbitter, we're noobs compared to those mad skills
 
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