"Well, excuse me, Kyle, for trying to keep some optimism, you know, you know, sometimes when things seem their darkest, you just need to try and stay... HIV Positive, but if you want to be so HIV negative all the time..."
Remember, when life gives you AIDS, make lemonaids
I do not trust the saliva tests. I have read about how they are not as accurate as a blood test, give false negatives/positive results, and how people who have HIV/AIDS not on medications have tested 'negative' from multiple HIV saliva tests.