Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
(This is simply a parody of a comedy song, and a joke obviously)
Welcome to Bluelight, have a look around
Any crazy stupid druggy shit you think of can be found
We've got tons of HR, some better, some worse
If you aren't completely insane, you might be the first!
Welcome to Bluelight! Come and take a seat
Would you like some stupid CEPS drama or some naked pics of @BK38 as a treat?
There's no need for a stim psychosis,
This isn't a secret DEA mind control test,
Just nod or shake your head and I'll do the rest!
Welcome to Bluelight! What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for drug use rights or post a racial slur?
Be happy! Be horny! Be unbridled rage!
We've got tons of threads for you to engage!
Welcome to Bluelight! Put your meth pipe down,
Here's some healthy tasty recipes and some selfies with sad frowns
We've got movies, and drug nerds, and fantasy sports,
And a collection of obscure youtube videos without much purpose that don't stop coming every day--
but that's what we're for!
Welcome to Bluelight! Hold on to your socks,
Some creepy schizo weirdo just sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting; he just sent you more!
Don't act surprised, you know you like it you whore
See some people kill themselves, get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your drug stash, tell us everything you think
Start a rumor, or be a doomer sending terroristic threats,
Here's a healthy breakfast option, here's why you shouldn't fuck your mom
Here's why women never fuck you, here's how to mega dose some nBOMB
Which personality are you? Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent immigrants to vaccinate your kids!
Could I interest you in any of this, all of the time?
A little bit of insanity, all of the time!
Apathy's a tragedy and smoking dope is a crime
Welcome to Bluelight, have a look around
Any crazy stupid druggy shit you think of can be found
We've got tons of HR, some better, some worse
If you aren't completely insane, you might be the first!
Welcome to Bluelight! Come and take a seat
Would you like some stupid CEPS drama or some naked pics of @BK38 as a treat?
There's no need for a stim psychosis,
This isn't a secret DEA mind control test,
Just nod or shake your head and I'll do the rest!
Welcome to Bluelight! What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for drug use rights or post a racial slur?
Be happy! Be horny! Be unbridled rage!
We've got tons of threads for you to engage!
Welcome to Bluelight! Put your meth pipe down,
Here's some healthy tasty recipes and some selfies with sad frowns
We've got movies, and drug nerds, and fantasy sports,
And a collection of obscure youtube videos without much purpose that don't stop coming every day--
but that's what we're for!
Welcome to Bluelight! Hold on to your socks,
Some creepy schizo weirdo just sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting; he just sent you more!
Don't act surprised, you know you like it you whore
See some people kill themselves, get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your drug stash, tell us everything you think
Start a rumor, or be a doomer sending terroristic threats,
Here's a healthy breakfast option, here's why you shouldn't fuck your mom
Here's why women never fuck you, here's how to mega dose some nBOMB
Which personality are you? Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent immigrants to vaccinate your kids!
Could I interest you in any of this, all of the time?
A little bit of insanity, all of the time!
Apathy's a tragedy and smoking dope is a crime
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