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⭐️ Social ⭐️ Happy Birthday Chinup!!

chinup said:
ha well its not been conceived yet but i did download a fertility app and that feels very odd. we would like to be a bit further along in our house buying process first.
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There's an app for everything :D

I seem to recall some period tracking apps also have this function.
 
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& happy birthday :)
 
chinup said:
ha well its not been conceived yet but i did download a fertility app and that feels very odd. we would like to be a bit further along in our house buying process first.
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how the fook does that work?

you push a button when you come on and an alarm sounds around 14 days later? Genius!
 
ageingpartyfiend said:
how the fook does that work?

you push a button when you come on and an alarm sounds around 14 days later? Genius!
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Well the ones that track your period you just tell them when your period begins and ends and it works out roughly when what your cycle is.

And a woman's at her most fertile at a particular point during her cycle.

Of course this kinda falls apart for a lot of women if they're heavy into the opioids, particularly heroin. :P
 
JessFR said:
Well the ones that track your period you just tell them when your period begins and ends and it works out roughly when what your cycle is.

And a woman's at her most fertile at a particular point during her cycle.

Of course this kinda falls apart for a lot of women if they're heavy into the opioids, particularly heroin. :p
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well I never ;)
 
JessFR said:
There's an app for everything :D

I seem to recall some period tracking apps also have this function.
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yep pretty much!!

well this one i can tell it a load of stuff that i don't know the answer to. like the posiion of my cervix and the state of my cervical fluid but a) i don't know and b) i'm so squeamish about owning a physical body that i don't intend to find out how to find out.

its pretty academic though given how fucked up about sex i am. i almost want the gene that gives me an 85% chance of getting cancer just so i can get the NHS to implant an embryo that they've checked doesn't have that fuckery into me.
 
@Arnold just realised why you thought i had a kid due- cos you'd asked about whether congratulations were in order cos i bought a load of weird sounding stuff from tesco. well, that was just cos i'm autistic and my eating is at best disordered so i tend to eat a lot of the same foods day in day out.

maybe if i eventually get pregnant it will actually add some variety to my diet!
 
chinup said:
@Arnold just realised why you thought i had a kid due- cos you'd asked about whether congratulations were in order cos i bought a load of weird sounding stuff from tesco. well, that was just cos i'm autistic and my eating is at best disordered so i tend to eat a lot of the same foods day in day out.

maybe if i eventually get pregnant it will actually add some variety to my diet!
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I just know to look out for the warning symptoms which mean gtfot as I've known of birds who you would fuck with a condom and once you've shot your load would empty the condom inside them to try and get pregnant...
Sad but true story.
 
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