Mandy (2018 )
Let's start with 'Nick Cage sucks' and go from there since it is a commonly accepted fact of the film industry. This is set in the early-mid-80's as Cage and his girlfriend 'Mandy' live in some remote woods. He appears to do lumber work while she reads fantasy books and makes art. Enter a cult leader knock off of Manson, with a cult of maybe a half dozen where only the one lead henchman with any lines is of any interest. Messiah guy sees Mandy, wants her, so lead henchman and cult go get her and Nick. To catch them, the cult calls upon some hellspawn biker group = black bikes, never see any human faces just beastly dark outlines, they want blood in return for their help...ok. Mandy mocks Messiah, he gets pissed and the cult kills Mandy and leave Nick for dead. Nick's not dead, he's pissed, so he goes on a revenge tour.
SPOILERS: No, I'm not hiding the spoilers, I'm ensuring you don't watch this piece of crap film. The biker gang were human, they were trafficking in LSD and the cook didn't like them so gave them a spiked batch and they were never quite the same. The plot of revenge as I've outlined is paper thin and dead simple, nothing interesting there. The cult group is blah, along with Messiah who made his own record and plays it while exposing himself to Mandy to initiate her to the cult (hence, the mocking). After they leave Nick for dead, he gets loose, goes home and screams a lot, badly (does he have a different scream?), goes to visit an old buddy (the black guy from the original Predator, but now down about 100 lbs lighter and looking ancient and close to death) to retrieve a crossbow he uses twice for any effect, and sets about forging a big scythe he calls 'the reaper' which appears made of aluminum (shiny light weight). He hunts down the bikers first, and tastes their tainted LSD on the way out, maybe it effects him or maybe he's always been a bad actor. He hunts down the cult, destroys everything end of movie. /SPOILERS
You could try and take some spiritual sense from the film about what is important to you and the lengths you may go, or about losing your humanity in pursuit of those so evil, but no. In reality, you sit there thinking this 2018 film is set in the 80's about a 70's style biker_gang-messiah_cult alliance, filmed nearly completely in psychedelic lighting and effects to enhance the feel (or obscure the crap) and never really brings you in or makes you even enjoy a badly made revenge film. Congrats, you've wasted 90min. Or, do not see. DO NOT SEE. 2/10.