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Does God have a dick?

Well it's hard not to feel like when God was making women that he didn't just half ass it.
What more proof do you need that God's a man? :D
 
True. If God was a woman, the clitoris would be internal and he wouldn't have made you all bat-shit emotional nut cases. :D

(the last part was a joke, you're not all crazy)
 
birdup.snaildown said:
True. If God was a woman, the clitoris would be internal and he wouldn't have made you all bat-shit emotional nut cases. :D

(the last part was a joke, you're not all crazy)
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I'M NOT CRAZY DAMNIT DON'T TELL ME I'M CRAZY!

:)

I was also thinking that if God were a woman she would have made pregnancy less dangerous and painful.
And either no periods or periods wouldn't involve emotional IMNOTCRAZYDONTCALLMECRAZY issues and would also never be painful or uncomfortable.

Basically God acts like a man. Very careful in designing his dick, and just winging it when it comes to women. :D
 
God is good to humans relative to every other species on this planet. Everything is relative. Some people suffer more than others. If it wasn't for their suffering, I might take what I have for granted... So I guess what I'm saying is God is a dick to some people?

He's certainly not a very good father. If my dad nailed me to a cross, I'd be PISSED.
 
birdup.snaildown said:
God is good to humans relative to every other species on this planet. Everything is relative. Some people suffer more than others. If it wasn't for their suffering, I might take what I have for granted... So I guess what I'm saying is God is a dick to some people?

He's certainly not a very good father. If my dad nailed me to a cross, I'd be PISSED.
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Let's face it, Jesus was a bastard that God ended up having to take responsibility for. He probably couldn't be more pleased to be rid of the little whiney fucker... ;)
 
I think suffering is an ugly thing and I try to avoid it. It seems like the least spiritual experience to me. If anything, suffering would make me feel disconnected to a divine source. Maybe that's just me though
 
God is apart of everything and everyone, from animals to plants and insects. So to call it male or female wouldn't make sense, IMO. One of the most powerful spiritual experiences i had was watching a cardinial land on a branch during a powerful LSA trip. When the bird landed on the branch sparkles flew and it chirped at me and communicated to me that we are both one in the same. Infact the Earth itself is alive and you could almost think of yourself as one of its cells. The planet as a whole is a part of God, it gets deep.
 
JessFR said:
Read the old testament, it's just one dick move by God after another.
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Yeah. It starts out okay in Genesis. God created the heavens and the earth... and the sky the ocean... and animals and humans... and then God created REPUBLICANS and EVERYTHING WENT TO SHIT!
 
Cosmic Charlie said:
God is apart of everything and everyone, from animals to plants and insects. So to call it male or female wouldn't make sense, IMO. One of the most powerful spiritual experiences i had was watching a cardinial land on a branch during a powerful LSA trip. When the bird landed on the branch sparkles flew and it chirped at me and communicated to me that we are both one in the same. Infact the Earth itself is alive and you could almost think of yourself as one of its cells. The planet as a whole is a part of God, it gets deep.
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And then you sober up and take a good look at the human race and instantly conclude the idea of an omnipotent creator at the helm is total bullshit.
 
The earth communicates with us if we allow it to, but I don't think that's a spiritual phenomenon. It's like being aware of your surroundings

When a volcano errupts I don't think the earth is getting off
 
When Charlie used the word God to describe the living planet, I don't think he meant a singular entity with intelligence and intent, an "omnipotent creator at the helm", but rather was just using the term to describe life itself, and the interconnectedness of it.
 
Xorkoth said:
When Charlie used the word God to describe the living planet, I don't think he meant a singular entity with intelligence and intent, an "omnipotent creator at the helm", but rather was just using the term to describe life itself, and the interconnectedness of it.
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Exactly, it's a force that permeates all things.

We were created by the Universe so it can experience itself in all forms and possibilities. And this why both good and evil people exist. For without the negative we would have no reference point to describe the positive. I dont believe in organized religion at all but i believe in "God". It's just easy to call it that when describing it but can see how that may mislead people.
 
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