Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

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BellaJewel said:
I’m glad you mentioned that your cats aren’t digging it. I’ve been thinking about getting one but hesitated for this very reason.
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There’s no way he has one of these. My cat does and it took him a while to get used to it but he uses it now perfectly fine. It’s all about your ability to actually work with your cat when it comes to introducing them to new things.
 
LOL just started watching Paris on Pornohub (what am I doing with my life?????) and was bemused to see that the clip is preceded by the Stars and Stripes and "9/11: May We Never Forget".

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MrsGamp said:
LOL just started watching Paris on Pornohub (what am I doing with my life?????) and was bemused to see that the clip is preceded by the Stars and Stripes and "9/11: May We Never Forget".

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After watching that, you should look up "Lemon stealing whore" - that's a classic. lol.
 
MrsGamp said:
Possibly ... have begun watching One Night in Paris but am a bit appalled to see that it runs for over an hour...
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I give up. It's unwatchable. Obviously I skipped a lot of it ... gotta hand it to Paris, she seems completely unimpressed by everything except looking at herself in a mirror. And who's the boyfriend? He's a dolt. His line of patter is a total deal breaker. You'd think Paris Hilton could get someone a little bit less like a mentally subnormal fratboy.
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Most straight male porn these days is such delusional misogynist shit. It's women getting sodomised, mostly.


It's like men are falling prey to an en masse delusion that women will actually love anal sex above all else, that we really lose our shit by having enormous dicks or even more enormous implements shoved up our shitters.

Anal sex is the only real deal, going from Pornohub. The pièce de résistance of heterosexual porn is always anal.

I believe Max Hardcore saidn "pussy is for pussies"

He can get fucked. Preferably in the ass.

Imagine a world where men were expected to have their penises neglected in favour of relentless anal penetration by aggressive abusive women.

The degree of male entitlement here is astounding.

I've had anal sex a few times. It was at best unpleasant, and at worst extremely painful. I've boycotted it entirely now.
 
Captain.Heroin said:
so if I am working out 20 times a week and then get to be lazy instead it is hard to get back into that groove with exercise.

It's easier with sex for me because I have legitimately lost any desire to touch my own dick, it is so banal and does not feel as good as sex. Like it doesn't "replace" for it. It's like "eating" where I do it to live not necessarily out of joy.
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I hate eating. Food does not “do it” for me like some people. I hate going out to eat. I hate having to choose what to eat. And most of all I hate watching other people eat. And I’m totally not saying that in an eating disorder, I stick my finger down my throat to puke to be skinny kinda way. Because that’s not what I’m talking about.
Oh gosh. I’m rambling like CH 😬 and still 15 pages to catch up on....
 
MrsGamp said:
The degree of male entitlement here is astounding.
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iLoveYouWithaKnife said:
I hate eating. Food does not “do it” for me like some people. I hate going out to eat. I hate having to choose what to eat. And most of all I hate watching other people eat. And I’m totally not saying that in an eating disorder, I stick my finger down my throat to puke to be skinny kinda way. Because that’s not what I’m talking about.
Oh gosh. I’m rambling like CH 😬 and still 15 pages to catch up on....
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Hahaha that’s exactly how I feel about food but I do have an eating disorder. Food disgusts me.
 
MrsGamp said:
Most straight male porn these days is such delusional misogynist shit. It's women getting sodomised, mostly.


It's like men are falling prey to an en masse delusion that women will actually love anal sex above all else, that we really lose our shit by having enormous dicks or even more enormous implements shoved up our shitters.

Anal sex is the only real deal, going from Pornohub. The pièce de résistance of heterosexual porn is always anal.

I believe Max Hardcore saidn "pussy is for pussies"

He can get fucked. Preferably in the ass.

Imagine a world where men were expected to have their penises neglected in favour of relentless anal penetration by aggressive abusive women.

The degree of male entitlement here is astounding.

I've had anal sex a few times. It was at best unpleasant, and at worst extremely painful. I've boycotted it entirely now.
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Yeah, "standard" male porn is awful these days, degrading and unrealistic. I'm quite sure a lot of guys grow up thinking that's what girls like and that's what sex is like with real people... (hint: it's not)
 
schizopath said:
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I fear Ive given myself endocarditis today. Been having lung/heart pains that started today, and if I got flu etc the bupre is covering. Gotta be real fucking careful tomorrow if I feel sick in any way.
 
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