Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

[jhjhsdi]

I am
Drunk
Missed loads of pages but
Oh
Well

 

[BK38]

To eat more Spaghetti Bolognese or not to eat more Spaghetti Bolognese? That is the question. I've already brushed my teeth and it's 1:45am, but I am also totally sober and it's Friday and I need to gain some weight anyways.... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Xorkoth]

I miss @leet. For some reason his name won't even come up when I try to tag him.

At least HMP Bluelight Towers is in the Best of Bluelight forever.

 

[Xorkoth]

Spaghetti in your vein, aye

Twelve barometers scour the eye

You gotta take it, you know?

Yellow December in the snow

 

[BK38]

Oh pastas

Noodles of life

Carb of my eye

How your saucy goodness

Enriches my soul

Filling the voids of sadness within me

In times of happiness and grief

You comfort me

You can be fancy or you can be simple,

You can take time and dress up in tortellini or ravioli

Or you can bend over like the cheap instant noodle slut I know and love

Oh! shower me in your pasta bounty

Oh lord



K, I'm gonna eat more Bolognese

 

[PtahTek]

bl is like watching a train wreck, no? just cannot look away.................

 

[jhjhsdi]

You should go back and quote something posted 3-4 weeks ago.
See like that!

I'm only like a day behind
Bit it has been like 500000OoOozOoo00o pGes

 

[jhjhsdi]

Hi my name is..........

Angry react to enter the raffle

 

[Xorkoth]

Hi my name is..........

chicka chicka it's Shady

 

[Jabberwocky]

I was so horny tonight.

 

[mal3volent]

 

[mal3volent]

@Captain.Heroin

 

[mal3volent]

I was so horny tonight.

we need the deets bro

 

[Jabberwocky]

Rawwwrrrr.



I'm a fucking animal. Ugh.

I keep an electric fence around my ostrich so i can do what i want with it.

 

[jhjhsdi]

chicka chicka it's Shady

Hi my name is NOT to FAKT it

Rawwwrrrr.



I'm a fucking animal. Ugh.

I keep an electric fence around my ostrich so i can do what i want with it.

You want to FAKT ostrich? Mmmmm

 

[Jabberwocky]

Yeah dude. Not when it's head is in the sand - i like a challenge.

 

[Xorkoth]

Raw bird that ostrich, dood

 

[w01fg4ng]

He's fairly smooth but that doesn't matter I know how to touch him just right

I can whisper touch with my penis.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

gonn

I can whisper touch with my penis.

gonna try to get my dick wet tonight, but who knows

a little me time never hurt

 

[w01fg4ng]

gonn

gonna try to get my dick wet tonight, but who knows

a little me time never hurt

It helps to not have a boner when whisper touching with your penis (maximizes goosebump production). It's a challenge really. It's like a game you can play with yourself while you play with your partner.