Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

[ghostandthedarknes]

cool guy from uk, black guy with a bbc

who was ex military

and would talk about guns, and his depression

he would talk about his penis like a big dangly useless object it was pretty hot

i forget his exact words

some of his posts were pretty extreme even for my WORDS level poetry type stuff

i often wonder what happened to him

waffle was funny af.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

waffle was funny af.

oh man i'm glad someone remembers

i'm so bad with time, man, like i forget how many years that was ago

or who else was around then you know what i mean

he was chill

I can't at sign his name... why??

 

[Jabberwocky]

Vocaroo | Online voice recorder

Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.

voca.ro

 

[BK38]

Vocaroo | Online voice recorder

Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.

voca.ro

*Spirit fingers* *jazz hands*

 

[Hylight]

oh gawdd, i just started to be able to pronounce twitter how you say now voooo ewwww coo ? rue

 

[Hylight]

a ahhh roo

 

[BK38]

LIFE IS PAIN AND CURED MEATS AREN'T ENOUGH. IT'S NEVER ENOUGH. I added cheese, olives, salami to a fresh baguette and am I satiated? NO. I need sugar and drugs and to get laid and to be working regularly again. We may have to share a coffin @Captain.Heroin

 

[BK38]

Anyone remember Slender Man? Didn’t think so!

—Wizard

Apparently two young British school girls took it way too seriously and stabbed the fuck out of their third friend to appease slenderman in some forest. She didn't die, but yeah, pretty fucked up for like 11 year olds.

 

[BK38]

Just surrender and get out of France

If I got a decent job offer, I would, but no one is fucking hiring really. It's lame. I'm just going to become a gigolo and find some rich lady to shack up with.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Vocaroo | Online voice recorder

Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.

voca.ro

ur voice is so sexy

*masturbates*

imma prolly end up fapping

and being sad

in a few hours

 

[Captain.Heroin]

LIFE IS PAIN AND CURED MEATS AREN'T ENOUGH. IT'S NEVER ENOUGH. I added cheese, olives, salami to a fresh baguette and am I satiated? NO. I need sugar and drugs and to get laid and to be working regularly again. We may have to share a coffin @Captain.Heroin

... wet

 

[Captain.Heroin]

it's ok bb i will give you a sweet tea and some pot and we can fucc

 

[Captain.Heroin]

i wonder if my fat ass would fit in the same coffin w/ bk



need to lose a few lbs here

 

[BK38]

it's ok bb i will give you a sweet tea and some pot and we can fucc

How about I just pimp madness out to you and I'll have the sweet tea and joint and just kinda chill and watch from the couch. Wouldn't be the first time lol (not the pimping bit, but the voyeurism)

 

[BK38]

i wonder if my fat ass would fit in the same coffin w/ bk



need to lose a few lbs here

Iz ok, we'll just get a 'merican XXXL size coffin. One of those chode coffins where it's almost a square instead of a rectangle.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

How about I just pimp madness out to you and I'll have the sweet tea and joint and just kinda chill and watch from the couch. Wouldn't be the first time lol (not the pimping bit, but the voyeurism)

i like making a connection with the whore

when the pimp talks to me my boner goes away

 

[Shady's Fox]

i like making a connection with the whore

when the pimp talks to me my boner goes away

 

[BK38]

i like making a connection with the whore

when the pimp talks to me my boner goes away

I AM THE ELIMINATOR OF BONERS. DESTROYER OF VIAGRA AND EGO. SURVEYOR OF ALL WHO PUSH ROPE AND THINK THEY CAN GET IT UP AFTER A SHITLOAD OF COKE AND WHISKEY. I AM YOUR PATRON SAINT. I AM THERE EVERY TIME SOMEONE SAYS TO "JUST PLAY WITH IT A BIT OR PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH" OR "I SWEAR THIS NEVER HAPPENS TO ME, DON'T CRY"

 

[mal3volent]

Iz ok, we'll just get a 'merican XXXL size coffin. One of those chode coffins where it's almost a square instead of a rectangle.

we like our king size candy bars and bun length wieners, know'm sayin?

 

[Hylight]