Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

[Captain.Heroin]

Jamal
Jamal
Jamal
Jamal
Jamal
Jamal
Take me now ya kangaroo wrastlin' Aussie cowboy and let me BBQ yo shramp bb

you can marinade my kangaroo pouch any day of the week

 

[BK38]

you can marinade my kangaroo pouch any day of the week

I'm going to role-play as Steve Irwin and hunt that butt like a dingo hunts babies. I'm going to stab your butt like that Stingray stabbed my heart.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

I'm going to role-play as Steve Irwin and hunt that butt like a dingo hunts babies. I'm going to stab your butt like that Stingray stabbed my heart.

the sting ray better have used a condom

 

[BK38]

the sting ray better have used a condom

 

[Captain.Heroin]

bk i am soOOooOOOooo borrRRrreed

why am I not having sex yet

i am gonna cry if he doesn't hit me up tonight

i keep thinking he doesn't love me HOW DARE U greta thunberg style but then I think

it would be impossible for me to find love w/ someone right now so i should just be thankful im getting laid?????????? IS THIS WHAT HUMBLENESS FEELS LIKE?

 

[BK38]

bk i am soOOooOOOooo borrRRrreed

why am I not having sex yet

i am gonna cry if he doesn't hit me up tonight

i keep thinking he doesn't love me HOW DARE U greta thunberg style but then I think

it would be impossible for me to find love w/ someone right now so i should just be thankful im getting laid?????????? IS THIS WHAT HUMBLENESS FEELS LIKE?

I'm bored too and basically need to go to bed soon so that the drug taking can commence when I get up tmrw. Gonna be a tramadol + phenibut day and I'm gonna get all the things done. I'm also gonna make garlic bread, because I feel like it. You lack gratitude, you're getting laid which is more than I can say. So stop crying Jamal tears and suck it up buttercup. #toughlove

 

[Captain.Heroin]

what is gratitude is that some sort of code word for GAYS

WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT HATE SPEECH???

 

[BK38]

what is gratitude is that some sort of code word for GAYS

WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT HATE SPEECH???

Trump's personal aid and all around closeted running mate, Mike Pence and also Bruce Jenner.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

i wanna fuck you like they do in the movies
don't worry there's another one just like you
standin' in lineeeeeeEEEEEE
im so bored

im gonna work on my game

i need to fuck so bad

*cries*

 

[BK38]

i wanna fuck you like they do in the movies
don't worry there's another one just like you
standin' in lineeeeeeEEEEEE
im so bored

im gonna work on my game

i need to fuck so bad

*cries*

Sad Jamal noises. I just popped a benzo so I can go to bed and wake up fresh and ready to consume drugs and be productive. Later Captain.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Sad Jamal noises. I just popped a benzo so I can go to bed and wake up fresh and ready to consume drugs and be productive. Later Captain.

later bro

 

[Captain.Heroin]

1/6th way thru this shit novel and no buttsex yet

i dunno if anyone would even read the whole thing if it's this boring

 

[JoEhJoEh]

If I get coke we re gonna be on the level

Whom are you meaning? Who doesn't that bad thing???

JJ

 

[JoEhJoEh]

What the fricking frick! I get back and there’s like 10 more pages in the old abyss, it’s the OLD abyss and we have a new one and it’s 7 pages in ffs! What the eh?

Yeah. That is really funny in a way, isn't it?

JJ

 

[JoEhJoEh]

Giiirl

shady's comin to my partyy shhitt can you feel me

WHO DARE.

me.

 

[JoEhJoEh]

Wtf happened to this "Awesome" thread that I tend to spend a length of no lifeing hours on

Ask the right person.

JJ

 

[RareForm]

me.

OIC.

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

OIC.

4u2pn iirc

 

[Captain.Heroin]

i felt like shit about my life for a bit esp sex life so

i cracked a beer

it helps

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

i felt like shit about my life for a bit esp sex life so

i cracked a beer

it helps

always does