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[BK38]

Time for a sammich n bed. @Captain.Heroin , you better fucking grade, @LadyAlkaline , nice tits. Wizard, I'm mildly uncomfortable about how much you know about me, but there's love there. @schizopath work on your self acceptance, you're a good dude - no judgement. FUCK YOU ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Time for a sammich n bed. @Captain.Heroin , you better fucking grade, @LadyAlkaline , nice tits. Wizard, I'm mildly uncomfortable about how much you know about me, but there's love there. @schizopath work on your self acceptance, you're a good dude - no judgement. FUCK YOU ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS.

I know I need one

I will grade it

halp doggos HALP

I need buttsecksrevival

 

[mal3volent]

covfefe

you didn't even like my hamburders meme

 

[Captain.Heroin]

you didn't even like my hamburders meme

...I didn't? Link?

I'm pretty brain dead, sapped of energy and fried beyond belief.

And also sober and it hurts and my body aches and I hate myself and only one thing will help AND IT INVOLVES BUTTSECKS

 

[Captain.Heroin]

i have seen some very amusing MAL posts recently and they have brightened my days beyond belief

normally i am all like "My day sucks" or "I can't believe I ____" but mal is there and he is like my own PERSONAL SPAGHETTI MONSTER

I believe in him and he touched me w/ his noodly appendage 10/10 would get touched again

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

 

[Captain.Heroin]

I am so fat

i am going on a new diet no beer that's for whomever I'm fucking gotta get them pants off one way or another

and um

gonna cut down on desserts and this will crush my little soul

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Best plan I’ve heard all night!

lol i know right

sucks because all I want is to eat food right now

but i'm like.. I don't NEED to and need to lose weight I fucking hate how much weight i put on

it isn't much and i'm being told i look very sexy but i'm like IT CAN BE BETTERrrrr

body dysmorphia out my ass and shit

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Just start binging and purging. This in fact is, Victoria’s Secret.

Your welcome

I don't like puking, it's just so ugh ewww grosss

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

 

[Captain.Heroin]

that's hot

if i saw that and then felt hands on my body and it felt good i would roll w/ it

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

 

[Captain.Heroin]

That’s not the spirit that beat the British.

Start puking!

I have to stop.

I’m starting to sound the same as the producers of Project Runway

I got to cuddle last night, it was very fun and exciting and it was like yes let me SPOON u

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

 

[BK38]

WHY AM I STILL AWAKE? P.S. IZ CONFIRMED @Captain.Heroin I suck at CS gO

 

[BK38]

ANGER BEEZ inside my head. I cut my finger making a tuna fish sandwich and now I can't sleep. Channeling Shady. Much energy, must sleep,

 

[RareForm]

I got it.

Feed the blood to the tuna fish to bring it back to life so the bees have something to eat, and then ask the bees to sting you to sleep.

Or, wait, ask the bees to go to sleep, then wrap your hand up in the tuna fish sandwich to stop the bleeding, and then eat the sandwich. Then you can go to sleep.

 

[RareForm]

You way over thought that. Worshiping the devil is simple. No need to over complicate it. Rookie, Noobie

I never was very good at Mahjong.

 

[DopeM]

I hate showing up to exchanges and walk in to domestic arguments. UltraCringe.