Okay, so what the fuck is up with white people that just boil their fucking pasta for God knows how long?
If you aren't Italian - Time your fucking pasta
If you don't let the water boil before adding your pasta - don't offer to cook for other people
Salt your fucking water
Don't add oil to your fucking water or your sauce won't stick
I think people should have to pass a test to be able to buy pasta so they don't bastardize it and then their children grow up to decimate their pasta as well.
This is for the good of the future of pasta.