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[BK38]

it's not your president's fault imhe

You take that back. Macron is responsible for my body. I have no control over this.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Taibo and Jazzercise is what you have in mind right? Maybe a spinning class? We can go to together!

whatever keeps your heart rate up

let me at least look from a safe 6 feet distance while you change in the locker room

 

[Captain.Heroin]

You take that back. Macron is responsible for my body. I have no control over this.

no i mean

sorry you're not MURRKAN

"Not my president" is what people call Trump

so "not your president" would be macron

 

[w01fg4ng]

 

[Captain.Heroin]

only 'murrkans would get that

 

[Captain.Heroin]

w01f how are you

I am on my 2nd beer

starting to get a boner instead of a mental rage

oh thank god the booze works

 

[Coxenormous]

whatever keeps your heart rate up

let me at least look from a safe 6 feet distance while you change in the locker room

Who has ever heard of the ol' tuckeroo?
-When you get a boner in gym class so you tuck it in your waistline of your gym shorts so you don't get laughed at.

 

[BK38]

Waking Life? Cool movie.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Who has ever heard of the ol' tuckeroo?
-When you get a boner in gym class so you tuck it in your waistline of your gym shorts so you don't get laughed at.

I didn't get boners when I was younger around other guys

ppl are gross parasites when they are young and children are disgusting

 

[BK38]

only 'murrkans would get that

I'm technically 'merican, but haven't been back to the states in forever.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

that was really harsh and I apologize but being totally honest

I have no mental filter I am so sorry

covid-19 lockdown took my manners away

and not having benzos if I had my meds I would BE OK

 

[Coxenormous]

I didn't get boners when I was younger around other guys

ppl are gross parasites when they are young and children are disgusting

What? There were girls in my Gym class dude... I was a horny teenager

 

[Captain.Heroin]

srsly sorry to everyone I am being a salty bitch maybe @mal3volent will give me a spanking

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

What? There were girls in my Gym class dude... I was a horny teenager

co ed volleyball iirc

 

[Captain.Heroin]

What? There were girls in my Gym class dude... I was a horny teenager

you probably went to high school where there were hot ppl

i grew up in the dirty south and it was dirty and disgusting most ppl were not sexually attractive there

iirc

 

[Coxenormous]

My friend told our English teacher to go suck a "Hot dog flavored Tally Whacker" & got suspended

 

[Captain.Heroin]

i think i remember like 2 to 3 hot people from my high school

1 girl 2 guys

that's it

everyone else was grosstastic myself included

i look much hotter now some guys look hotter w/ age iirc

i won't judge the women negatively but i am being honest

 

[Coxenormous]

you probably went to high school where there were hot ppl

i grew up in the dirty south and it was dirty and disgusting most ppl were not sexually attractive there

iirc

Yes, i'm a city boy. Grew up in the heart of Indianapolis

 

[Captain.Heroin]

My friend told our English teacher to go suck a "Hot dog flavored Tally Whacker" & got suspended

ok i like this story i approve

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Yes, i'm a city boy. Grew up in the heart of Indianapolis

Pence fucked ur state

I hope ya'll get drunk and rush him outta the state with pitch forks and torches

him and his whole family are [censored] trash

even you with your youtube vids would be a better governor/vice president and not scam people out of money I'm sure

ugh I hate pence and pals so much

i hope he gets the covid from his coworker and i hope he spreads it to donald j trump it would make me laugh so much