CH you're as sex-obsessed as I was as a teenage virgin.
Wanna be my girlfriend?
My chops are shit now but i was really good. When i was section leader we won a state wide championship that we've never won before.
And my teacher was pissed i didn't go to Berkeley college of music.
Yeah, i meant drum, lol.
Dude you don't need school for music, you either have it or you don't. I'm thankful all the time that I went to school for computer science instead of music. Because I didn't need a music degree to join a band or play music with anyone, but I did need one to get a good job coding. If you want to drum, you can drum, no need for school.
Also yesterday was my birthday and the only one who messaged me was
@PtahTek! I’m officially closer to 40 than 30 and it’s depressing.
Happy birthday! I didn't know or else I would have said something.
Don't worry, I'm about to turn 37, it aint so bad.
The meth cravings are fucking REAL today. Anyone ever feel that psychosomatic heat in your tongue and chest just fucking thinking about it?
Mine too... so I did some, a few times, including like 20 minutes ago. Gonna run out soon and not do any for a couple more years.
I just Naired my whole body and I feel like a slippery Dolphin in a wading pool
I came
Holy shit I'lll never forget the very first time i saw this video!!! I was in the 6th grade, sitting in my room watching TV.
At 1:02 when she shakes her ass-my balls dropped at that exact moment and i knew that i was gonna be an "ass" guy.
That reminds me of my little brother when he was 10... me and him and my dad were sitting in the living room, watching TV, and Christina Aguilera's
Genie in a Bottle music video came on. We were all staring, and after she sang "I'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way", in a pause, my little bro looks at me and my dad and goes, man, I'd rub
her the right way.
My dad and I about died.
Protoss-ass motherfucker.