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[BK38]

Oh.... fuck. Yeah I have that going too. Fuck me.

I can't stay in my own lane. I drive too fast on the highway of LOVE and keep drifting in and out of other people's lanes.

 

[w01fg4ng]

hi w01f how r u

@w01fg4ng

how is love life in lockdown, etc, how is the sex

my personal life is a fucking nightmare right now but I am still getting laid so that's good

gonna go shower the stank off

listening to black metal

Cool man. Showers are crucial.

I'm in nice guy mode rn. Love and sex is about the same, fabulous.

 

[sewerslide.666mg]

The way to get rid of crabs for men, is to shave one ball (only one testicle.) Then, the crabs will migrate to the other testicle (the hairy one.) After you have all the crabs on that hairy ball, take a lighter and light that testicle on fire. And POOF, no more crabs

that reminds me i gotta shave "the" bush

 

[LadyAlkaline]

I'm not fucking deep, I don't have feelings, I can't really bond with people on multiple levels, but I can do a fuckton of drugs and still be cool and I'll bake you a cake.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Were you reading my diary?

 

[LadyAlkaline]

Were you reading my diary?

Yiss

 

[w01fg4ng]

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Cool man. Showers are crucial.

I'm in nice guy mode rn. Love and sex is about the same, fabulous.

do u cuddle @ night or do u need ur space

the bros I'm fucking like their space but both have fallen asleep next to me

and it's v hot it's like yes bb let me COMFORT uuuu

 

[w01fg4ng]

Don't IV @schizopath we love you!!!

do u cuddle @ night or do u need ur space

the bros I'm fucking like their space but both have fallen asleep next to me

and it's v hot it's like yes bb let me COMFORT uuuu

have to go now I NEED MY SPACE

just kidding i'm a cuddle puddle aka NOODLE

 

[LadyAlkaline]

...And there she left me, shivering in the cold puddle of her juices on the shower floor. The audible thud of flesh pounding against flesh as CH lay watching, his pleasure cementing my utter humiliation. Madness, the destroyer of women, himself destroyed.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

so I am the type who desperately wants the cuddle puddle

but can't feel ok in it w/o my hypnotic benzos

because of ptsd

and all my partners think I'm crazy when they wake up and they're like "u been up all night" YES and they have witnessed me NOT take stimulants for days... 8(

 

[Captain.Heroin]

...And there she left me, shivering in the cold puddle of her juices on the shower floor. The audible thud of flesh pounding against flesh as CH lay watching, his pleasure cementing my utter humiliation. Madness, the destroyer of women, himself destroyed.

[masturbation increases]

 

[BK38]

My life is so boring atm. I'm going to make hot chocolate and watch the Human Centipede because I heard it's gross and stupid, but have never gotten around to it.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Hot chocolate is a must for that film.

 

[LadyAlkaline]

My life is so boring atm. I'm going to make hot chocolate and watch the Human Centipede because I heard it's gross and stupid, but have never gotten around to it.

Definitely a good way to pass the time. It is ridiculous and hard to look away

 

[Captain.Heroin]

My life is so boring atm. I'm going to make hot chocolate and watch the Human Centipede because I heard it's gross and stupid, but have never gotten around to it.

oh don't bother.

Watch something like The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things

 

[BK38]

oh don't bother.

Watch something like The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things

I shall add it to the list, but I NEED to watch The Human Centipede for my cultural enrichment. That way I'll know what people are talking about when they reference it.

 

[Jabberwocky]

You need friends that reference Pulp Fiction instead.

 

[BK38]

You need friends that reference Pulp Fiction instead.

I have those, I mostly see the Human Centipede referenced on the interwebz. Pulp Fiction is so fucking quotable.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

cultural enrichment

more culturally relevant