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[Captain.Heroin]

ANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

if you need the RIP JAMAL COALITION ACTION FUND to come rescue you in the TURTLE BALLS AND DOLPHIN DICKS helicopter PLEASE LET US KNOW.

An SOS smoke signal of cannabis smoked on 0420 will suffice.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Mal why haven't you been posting as much.

Are you and TLB snorting coke off each others cocks?

I think it has SOMETHING to do with cocks, lord knows that's #1 reason why I go AFK right now (BECAUSE THE DRUGS AND FUN STUFF ARE ALL GOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE)

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

Mal why haven't you been posting as much.

Are you and TLB snorting coke off each others cocks?

if i had a nickle for every line i railed off a cock, I'd still b broke

 

[Captain.Heroin]

if i had a nickle for every line i railed off a cock, I'd still b broke

I'd have enough to buy us all a bag to do lines all night...

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

I'd have enough to buy us all a bag to do lines all night...

get ur cock out......

 

[Jabberwocky]

if i had a nickle for every line i railed off a cock, I'd still b broke

I'd be broke too, but it was good coke and i had the opportunity i'd have infinity money.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

infinity money.

Which doesn't really exist, man. Money isn't infinite. And creating more devalues it.

Like if you had 1 lb of coke and you make 9 more it goes from 100% to 10% purity.

Money has an end. Much like me.

I'm just waiting for an end point like always so I can disappear back into nothing...

Holding your hand, our fingers inter twined in a knot of emotions.
My eyes fixed on you and all the freckles on your arms.
I caught your eye staring...not at me but at the next man.
A replacement for me. I guess to fill your void of love.
And to create the void for me.
Our hands unlock for the last time.
Leave me again, we both know you will.
I was cold beside you, like that flame of love that has finally burned out.

 

[mal3volent]

Mal why haven't you been posting as much.

Are you and TLB snorting coke off each others cocks?

you have to do fat bumps off TLBs cock. No room for a line

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

I'd be broke too, but it was good coke and i had the opportunity i'd have infinity money.

Infinite money is easy. All depends on what you're willing to do for it.

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

if u want money, place no limits and it will come. i promise

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Infinite money is easy.

It's also totally pointless though and undermines the value/output of having money in the first place.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

you have to do fat bumps off TLBs cock. No room for a line

u can do a fat rail of BORK off my DICC if u want

@mal3volent

HE HIT ME UP and he said he thinks it might be time soon (HE HAS RECOVERED FROM THE COVID and is ready for the D)

I'm all excited

mostly because all the freak shit porn doesn't even get me off and real life sex got so good I can't use my hand anymore

it is numb and flat and boring and my womb is barren and I want revenge

 

[LadyAlkaline]

The way to get rid of crabs for men, is to shave one ball (only one testicle.) Then, the crabs will migrate to the other testicle (the hairy one.) After you have all the crabs on that hairy ball, take a lighter and light that testicle on fire. And POOF, no more crabs

LMFAOOOOOO

 

[LadyAlkaline]

Send him to an orphanage? Assert dominance

I looked him straight in the eye and chugged from his sippy cup

 

[Captain.Heroin]

straight in the eye

I can't look any man straight in the eye

I give him that look like "U wanna rendezvous to the bedroom papi?" also known as looking someone gay in the eye.

 

[w01fg4ng]

 

[Captain.Heroin]

hi w01f how r u

@w01fg4ng

how is love life in lockdown, etc, how is the sex

my personal life is a fucking nightmare right now but I am still getting laid so that's good

gonna go shower the stank off

listening to black metal

 

[Captain.Heroin]

 

[BK38]

I can't look any man straight in the eye

I give him that look like "U wanna rendezvous to the bedroom papi?" also known as looking someone gay in the eye.

Bringing new meaning to the term "Queer eye for the straight guy?"

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Bringing new meaning to the term "Queer eye for the straight guy?"

Oh.... fuck. Yeah I have that going too. Fuck me.

I can't stay in my own lane. I drive too fast on the highway of LOVE and keep drifting in and out of other people's lanes.