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thujone said:
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CORONA PATIENT ZERO

i went out and this older lady saw me half naked

and i'm smoking

and she all like noticed me noticing her noticing me

and she all like bounced away

lul

TURNT my music down so she ain't so angry

lady we live in california someone gonna be smoking weed

what u want me to do

succ it
 
you all know where I live in Melbourne australia let's organize a time and a place away from that old shitty place.......then none of this stuff will continue
 
OK SO i see the FAT ROLLS nad I'm like EWW GROS CPT so I'm not gonna get a 2nd burrito

that's BEYOND ME

so

I'm pounding beers

i go to check on ICE CREAM STASH

and it's ALL GONE

minus two pints of vanilla and some ice cream sandwiches


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *screeches*
 
Xorkoth said:
My brother is 7 and a half years younger than me and born on my half birthday. I helped raise him and he's my best friend to this day. I love him so much.
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me too. but i have only one brother that is 6 yrs younger.

thank gawwwd i didn't have to deal with a sister.
got very lucky instead !! ♡♡♡
 
Xorkoth said:
Yeah, I did too much GHB and fell asleep on the bathroom floor and my girlfriend found me and couldn't wake me up and thought I may have overdosed on opiates, so she called 911. Took me to the ER, an hour later I was feeling great and asked to be discharged. .
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How much did you take ? ( in case i try some)
How did they revive you ? Did you get to have an i.v. ?
Were they nice ?
How did they treat you ?
Did you have to go to the hospital or did it just wear off by itself ?
Do you remember the ambulance ?

OMG, I AM SO HAPPY YOU ARE ALRIGHT !!

I didn't know you could GHB o.d. like that
??? 😮♡

thank you God for protecting Xorkoth and his gf !♡! too !
 
Specified said:
you all know where I live let's organize a time and a place away from that old shitty place.......then none of this stuff will continue
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Captain.Heroin said:
I SAID THAT LIKE 20 MINUTES AGO

OH MY GOD BECKY LOOK AT HER BUTT...

it's like DAISY has been dosed by the deep state



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Haha oh my god I was just quoting Becky's bitchy friend like an hour ago. 90s white girls just jealous of non-flat white girl butts.

Hylight said:
me too. but i have only one brother that is 6 yrs younger.

thank gawwwd i didn't have to deal with a sister.
got very lucky instead !! ♡♡♡
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Haha, I also have a sister who is 3 years younger than me. I couldn't STAND her when we were little, she was so annoying. She used to have like 3 temper tantrums a day... the kind of kid who would have a massive meltdown in the grocery store because she wanted something and my mom would say no. It was so embarrassing to me. She did this thing when she was like 3, 4 years old, where every single commercial on TV, she'd scream MOMMY I WANT THAT! And if my mom didn't say "okay honey", she would start freaking out. I remember one time my mom was taking a shower and a commercial came on for something like legal services or something really random like that, and my sister spent 10 minutes screaming and kicking the bathroom door because my mom wouldn't say "okay honey".

I was so mean to her, I loved manipulating her. I would make her tell on herself for stuff she didn't do and then she'd get in trouble for it and become convinced she actually did the thing (like I'd tell my mom she hit me or something). I was more mean to her than I have ever been to anyone else in my life. But by about the time I got to high school I realized she was my sister and I should be nice to her. As adults we get along well, but we're not super close like my brother and I are.

Anyway when my mom was pregnant with my brother, they didn't want to know the gender until he was born. I prayed so hard for a brother. When I saw him in the hospital, I said "Philip, you saved my life, you're a boy!" I was so happy to have a brother that I decided I would teach him everything I knew. I taught him how to walk, climb stairs, throw, and be a self-aware little kid. Even when he was 3, he was so smart and we had great conversations. We hung out all the time. To this day we feel a really close connection that is really profound.

He has a 2 year old son who looks exactly like he did, it's so trippy.

I'm so lucky to be so close with my brother, I see so many people who grow apart from or even don't like their siblings.

Damn I'm feeling overwhelmed with love today. Chatterboxed my girlfriend all night.

By the way Hylight, you're awesome, keep being you. ❤
 
oh i know, i had tons of girl cousins and only like three boys, but the girls yuuuuuuuk.

ewww they were soooooo fucked annoying and i used to have to go stay with them.

but i'm glad that's OVER 😁😮❣
 
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