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madness00 said:
Yeah i'm not that deep at all - that's exactly what it's about.
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that's hot and I bet she would get the fuck of her life and be like "WHY DID I ALWAYS SETTLE???/??/? I NEED SUM GOOD DICCC IN MY LIFE..."

or not what do I know. Celebs are pretty bad at relationships which makes me think they're pretty bad at sex.
 
I hate this covid 19

really, what the fuck, when I was putting my shit together a pandemic pops out. nice try God. I hope some changes will be appreciated in the future

For example, I have noticed that people are really horny, instead of isolation, they will want fornication
 
Captain.Heroin said:
Honestly I thought it was fucking up my sex life then it got a lot better than it ever was and I am living the JOSE life.
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At the first moment, of course, all of us got worried, like, uau, this is going to fuck my sex life.. now I have been noticing that sex life is better than ever

I have just excluded medical staff and essential workers from my list ^^
 
jose ribas da silva said:
At the first moment, of course, all of us got worried, like, uau, this is going to fuck my sex life.. now I have been noticing that sex life is better than ever

I have just excluded medical staff and essential workers from my list ^^
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we are living dark times to play fantasies with nurses (with all due respect to their jobs, of course)
 
jose ribas da silva said:
At the first moment, of course, all of us got worried, like, uau, this is going to fuck my sex life.. now I have been noticing that sex life is better than ever

I have just excluded medical staff and essential workers from my list ^^
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I only fuck essential workers ;)

I know... I know... I was already sick like 4 times this year and definitely with covid. I quarantined myself every time.

I like a MANS with a job so I don't have to always be the one buying myself a burrito.

I WAS LAST NIGHT ... let's let that NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
 
it is serious, man have your ever tried to use a stethoscope as a sex toy?

I suggest you to try to auscultate a clitoris. I have noticed that the exchange of heat, between the gelid stethoscope's surface and a warmed clitoris generates pleasant body vibrations in some women.. other ones find a little bit strange, then in theses cases I just use my lingual skills.

My favorite lingual movement is called infinite, where the tongue draws an infinite over the clitoris. The secret here is that the movement needs to press the clitoris strongly (while moving), it cannot be a puppy tongue, it is more like a giraffe tongue.. press strongly and move like an infinite.
 
jose ribas da silva said:
it is serious, man have your ever tried to use a stethoscope as a sex toy?
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.... no.... I haven't. I don't want to get a boner every time someone is touching my dick. or body. But that seems to happen often now.

I suggest you to try to auscultate a clitoris. I have noticed that the exchange of heat, between the gelid stethoscope's surface and a warmed clitoris generates pleasant body vibrations in some women.. other ones find a little bit strange, then in theses cases I just use my lingual skills.

My favorite lingual movement is called infinite, where the tongue draws an infinite over the clitoris. The secret here is that the movement needs to press the clitoris strongly (while moving), it cannot be a puppy tongue, it is more like a giraffe tongue.. press strongly and move like an infinite.
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whhhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhh um

can i steal your moves for asses pls
 
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