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w01fg4ng said:
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13/f/cali

u big boi?

[INDEFINITE GIGGLE SNORTS]

that feel when anyone without a D texts me

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I CAN'T DIRNK
2 BEERS IN
1 HOUR
I AM SO FUCKED / BONED

someone help me send a BEER BONG
 
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vet handjobs available upon request

if i keep eating I can't use

if I keep using I can't eat

CONFLICTIONS

you shouldn't scream in a puma, jaguar, or tiger's face

that is so stupid of katy perry

she's so vapid

you're supposed to seem larger than you really are, spread your fucking arms jeez

maybe throw things

maybe don't

maybe you just stand there

maybe you back off while looking slowly

screaming standing still = for sure you're gonna have your face eaten

I AM POUNDING BEERS QUICKER
iam SO SORRY world

i am SORRY



i am eating and drinking

like a fatty
 
Old enough to know better

Young enough not to care


I suppose for the cigarette smoke you are spot on. I can't rly speak to the liquor in officesoaces as I am basing my post completely on the three episodes of mad men i saw
 
GI health like what waht do you mean

i know people have died from stomach lining cancer from undiluted liquor i don't believe you

but i still love you <3

I APPRECIATE you is what you say when you want to get off w/ them as often as possible but don't feel the love

ahhhh i need to shoewr THERE GOES FIVE MINUTES OF DRINKING TIME
 
For some reason this runs counterintuitive to my basic understanding of how things work. Wouldn't a higher concentration of alcohol have a more negative effect in linings and such?

I have noticed that many beers stir up acid reflux quicker but there's really no escaping it if you're going to tie one on.
 
I've always just thought of it was a sweater for your insides. Now I have another reason to drink ty Mal!, but something tells me that my gp won't be very pleased
 
There's just something about ulcers that seems unclean though? Maybe it's the blood mixing it up with my acids I unno
 


i don't buy that shit mal beer only causes ______s to bloat/get fat

if you're like me it does you just right

and trust me i'm so thin/dying of calorie deprivation i could use the calories

MY BODY LOVES GLUTEN i eat everything high in gluten

dear jesus khrist

where are my drugs

ok tyvm i love u 2 bae



I'm in my own room 101

these numbers embedded, blended in the mind

HOW CAN YOU HAROLD THE FUTURE when it's already arrived?
KEEP LOOKING TO THE SKIES KEEP PRAYING TO YOURD
your fools, there's no final coming TO REDEEM YOU ALL
 
DopeM said:
There's just something about ulcers that seems unclean though? Maybe it's the blood mixing it up with my acids I unno
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Yeah plus I take real nasty dumps after drinking all evening/night

Apparently I "did damage to my pancreas" and suffer from "alcohol related pancreatitis". According to the internet.

It was definitely from that day I ate nothing but Venezuelan food and drank a bottle of 50% Ouzo
 
Cap, if you want your body svelte and trim...if you want your ass plump and firm... if you want all your orifices taut and puckered...get off the gluten and on the liquor. TRUST ME OK.
 
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