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Captain.Heroin said:
have fun at work

this is pretty much my job right here:

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I'm a twerk instructor.

use your thighs to shake your ass, loosen back muscles, and keep trying shit w/ me as a coach and I'll tell U when u get it just rite

male female black white straight gay doesn't matter come 2 cpt he wants to get u LAID
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I'm not sure fadedstayer will appreciate your appropriation of her Img butt did u know jgrimez is also a dancer?
 
Coffeeshroom said:
Not sure if this is sarcasm or not. But anyhow...
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Yea man don't mind me. It's just that he had all these cooky ideas of being president and being an artist and designer and half-baked plans and his posts were soooooo god awful long.

I think he died but I chose this name as an homage to all bl can be for this, my 6th attempt at integrating into this society
 
Captain.Heroin said:
I'm hooking up w/ mostly dancers or hair dressers at the moment

does this mean JG is on my D?
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It might!

Did you also know he is a Jew? Ofc you did bc he will tell you at every chance he gets right before he shits on them. Dancing Jew? Anyone? Seeing as he is our resident Conspiracy Theorist or as he prefers to say Alternative Thinker I demand he is brought back from his ban! We must consult him on his being involved in 9/11.
 
DopeM said:
Yea man don't mind me. It's just that he had all these cooky ideas of being president and being an artist and designer and half-baked plans and his posts were soooooo god awful long.

I think he died but I chose this name as an homage to all bl can be for this, my 6th attempt at integrating into this society
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6th and last hopefully

because you are awesome just the way you are bb



DopeM said:
Dancing Jew?
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...hot

p.s. I am a fan of Jewish ppl

so we can't naysay on them ok bb love

I'm on that whole "Forgive everyone until you are a PLUR klub kid and get all the drugs in ur system" so... I am never gonna reprimand you I'll mother you into PLUR klub kid kingdom of jesus khrist
 
I often ponder what CA pussy tastes like

I'll find out someday. Even if it's 10years past her expiration.
 
Captain.Heroin said:
6th and last hopefully

because you are awesome just the way you are bb




...hot

p.s. I am a fan of Jewish ppl

so we can't naysay on them ok bb love

I'm on that whole "Forgive everyone until you are a PLUR klub kid and get all the drugs in ur system" so... I am never gonna reprimand you I'll mother you into PLUR klub kid kingdom of jesus khrist
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The parenthesis were grimez emphasis. Deadass.
 
DopeM said:
The parenthesis were grimez emphasis. Deadass.
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oh I know bb love

I'm just friendly warning you because I sense no animosity/hatred coming from your PLUR self

but ppl mistake my PLUR hatred of the French for actual hatred

YES I would fuck Francois sagat
YES I would let him fuck my corpse back to life
NO I wouldn't really WANT to come back but... if I have to... I'll put up w/ it
NO I will not go to France, no matter what

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Dude, Californians have a toooooootally different view on sex and sexuality from anyone I've ever known ever anywhere outside (especially OC)

Not a bad thing not a good thing. Just... different
 
I mean... I have (((things))) but it's only bc I found the idea so ridiculous and at the same time extremely efficient at getting under skins
 
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