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[Captain.Heroin]

K

OH GOD I have to shove tasteless bland food into my face

it only tastes good with SEX AND DRUGS

otherwise food is like WHO FUCKING CARES WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER EATING

 

[DopeM]

You're very caught up in this existential shit.

I think you're smarter than that.

 

[DopeM]

OH GOD I have to shove tasteless bland food into my face

it only tastes good with SEX AND DRUGS

otherwise food is like WHO FUCKING CARES WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER EATING

Well if you aren't putting drugs in you're food you're probably doing it wrong.

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

FUCK THE METH CAME. I JUST WANNA START A MILF FAP MARATHON AND THEN MAKE 50$ KILLING BOSSES ON RUNESCAPE

 

[DopeM]

Why don't you just sell the meth if you're that hard up for cash?

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

BUT I CANT TAKE THE METH EVEN THOUGH IM FUCKING SWEATING. MY DRUG DOCTOR MIGHT START ME UP ON A ADHD TESTS AND THEN MEDS

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

NO LOL I MEANT THAT I WOULD KILL BOSSES IN A GAME FOR 2 DAYS. JUST SAID IT AS CASH FOR THE NON PLAYERS.

 

[DopeM]

Can you actually make $$ this way?

 

[Captain.Heroin]

You're very caught up in this existential shit.

I think you're smarter than that.

nah the nature of life, death, existence, non-existence, space, time, is all I'm here to explore.

Nothing has any intrinsic meaning and I'm here to denounce all faiths all religions all gods and the world.

FIGHTING THE HOLY WAR AGAINST THE IRG/FRANCE for FREEDOM FRIES

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

YEAH. IVE SOLD GOLD FOR CASH. AMERICANS COULD ACTUALLY EARN MORE THAN THEIR METH COSTS KILLING PRETTY MUCH ANY BOSS ON RUNESCAPE. THE BEST BOSS WOULD BE AT ABOUT 5$/HOUR.

 

[DopeM]

How much math are we talking?

 

[Captain.Heroin]

BUT I CANT TAKE THE METH EVEN THOUGH IM FUCKING SWEATING. MY DRUG DOCTOR MIGHT START ME UP ON A ADHD TESTS AND THEN MEDS

Take a vacation/stay at a friend's place. LEAVE THE METH and you will be OK

Don't do it! STAY ABOVE THE INFLUENCE SCHIZO you are STRONGER than an inanimate object.

5$/HOUR.

this is true though.

MMO game currency -> $ iirc

 

[Captain.Heroin]

How much math are we talking?


Lol my W-2 was in that photo

LOL

4 real tho that would last me.... a long fucking time. I can't touch that poison.

It's like soul poison for a dying Cpt. brain.

IN B4 tlb really bans me for the DOPEM appreciation thread.

"He won't ban you"

....I can hope

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Well if you aren't putting drugs in you're food you're probably doing it wrong.

lul

my owners forgot to put RC benzos in my water cup

now I'm up for DAYSSSSSS fuck me

can I just fall asleep w/ MADNESS in a cuddle puddle

I promise I won't try anything w/ him

MADNESS I LOVE U BB

 

[Captain.Heroin]

82,002 posts

and 17,998 posts to go until my suicide!

in b4 cpt bans himself from LIFE

 

[DopeM]

Wait, tlb hates me too?!

Yea, I don't know wtf I'm gonna do with it. Nobody wants that shit round here. I'll prob just eat it over the next year. My buddy gave it to me for some seeds and grow tents. Turns out you can grow meth.

I thought he said it was only 2. But it looks like he meant balls instead of gs. I should probably weigh it but then I can't be irresponsible with it.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Wait, tlb hates me too?!

Nobody wants that shit round here. I'll prob just eat it over the next year.

come 2 the GOLDEN COAST that shit is like brain candy for all the plebes.

I should probably weigh it but then I can't be irresponsible with it.

I had the same thought about something I picked up recently

I know those feels.

 

[Coffeeshroom]

THAT'S SO HOT

that's what I did before
LITERALLY
before my life got
100% better

run them OUTTT

WHORELLA

who the fuck THEY ARE judging me


THISSS

honestly though if you stand up for who you are and what you believe in

you'll be cumming buckets of joy and happiness in no time.

COFFEE you are too good for RSA come to America pls

COFFEE for RSA President 2020

Lol me as President, that would be awesome. But im actually trying to write a book of all the things happening in my country and how naive people/kids/adults/parents are about what is really happening and all the corruption. But that is a long term goal as im very connected with the underground scene and the things i see and know of.

But i would love to immigrate to the states. Just waiting foe my responsibilities here to change and then i can put myself first again for a change.

But overall thank you for the kind words and praise so to speak.

Anyhow need tp get going to go supervise on one of my job sites. So good day to all

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Lol me as President, that would be awesome. But im actually trying to write a book of all the things happening in my country and how naive people/kids/adults/parents are about what is really happening and all the corruption. But that is a long term goal as im very connected with the underground scene and the things i see and know of.

But i would love to immigrate to the states. Just waiting foe my responsibilities here to change and then i can put myself first again for a change.

But overall thank you for the kind words and praise so to speak.

Anyhow need tp get going to go supervise on one of my job sites. So good day to all

have fun at work

this is pretty much my job right here:

I'm a twerk instructor.

use your thighs to shake your ass, loosen back muscles, and keep trying shit w/ me as a coach and I'll tell U when u get it just rite

male female black white straight gay doesn't matter come 2 cpt he wants to get u LAID

 

[DopeM]

Lol me as President, that would be awesome. But I'm actually trying to write a book...But that is a long term goal as im very connected with the underground scene and the things i see and know of.

The real dopemaster appears tl;Dr n all!