Say something you can't say to their face

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GET SET FOR THE SPECIFIED CHATURBATE MASTURBATION SHOW

 

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HOW MANY VIAGRA SHOULD I TAKE?

 

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WILL I CUM OR WILL I BE JUST LEFT FRUSTRATED AND GIVE UP?

 

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MY DICKS CLEAN NOW

 

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NO CHEESE

 

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AH GROW UP

 

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IM GOING TO BROADCAST ON CHATURBATE AND MAKE $$$$$$$$$ LOL

 

[Jabberwocky]

Dude.

 

[Hylight]

Yo Dawg

 

[Nicomorphinist]

What do you mean, Mr Inspector, that my doctor cannot write for 2880 eighths of Dilaudid? WTF do you flatfoots know anyways -- if you want to be a doctor go to medical school

15 seconds later, rolling around on the floor dodging truncheon blows and kicks: "Why can't we all just get along?"

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

I meant it in a good way

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

???????? You little troll!

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

... You started it

 

[w01fg4ng]

Oh we are so having sex tonight

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

Oh, SECRET Santa! I thought you said "Secretion Santa" haha. Anyway, don't open that.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

I love you more than anyone else I’ve ever loved in life before. We have both painfully admitted to each other in a hedonist’s defeat it’s the best sex both of us have ever had in life. And you said it first.

please take this seriously as I am - please come over tomorrow. I miss you so, so much.

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Maybe you just dont remember but you made a way worse joke about me. Whats next, I dont have feelings?

 

[Asclepius]

Dont.

Dont do that.

Im reasonable and if you test me and antagonise me, it will not work.

It will be unfortunate for both of us.

Stop.

 

[Hylight]

exercise ? . . . . i thought you said extra fries ! !

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

Sorry you saw my text calling you a snooping bitch while you were secretly going through my phone.