Post your funniest/favorite drug memes

[negrogesic]

 

[jose ribas da silva]

 

[Hylight]

 

[Hylight]

 

[Hylight]

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[negrogesic]

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These are not memes, those are nonsense doublespeak

 

[negrogesic]

 

[negrogesic]

You guys know about Tony the Tampon? He makes an excellent wine cork!

 

[somnilicious]

Oh shit... So me. A couple of times. Waking up to bars and some guy shitting next to you, with no memory sucks.

 

[Xorkoth]

These are not memes, those are nonsense doublespeak

I dunno I liked them.

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Oh shit... So me. A couple of times. Waking up to bars and some guy shitting next to you, with no memory sucks.

Yeah me too. I legit shouldnt do benzos at all since if Im maniac when I take them, and thats when I 90% of time take them, only bad things happen.

 

[GENGAR]

Some of these are pretty good

 

[GENGAR]

What does that mean

 

[jose ribas da silva]

 

[jose ribas da silva]

 

[jose ribas da silva]

 

[jose ribas da silva]

 

[negrogesic]

Its funny, the other day I saw a bottle of clonazolam on Amazon. I once bought some decent tianeptine on Amazon too, and up until recently, they sold unwashed poppy seeds (one brand of which was strong and cheap, though it changed all of a sudden). Thank you Jeff Benzos!

 

[negrogesic]

This is not a meme, but a real product I just saw it on Amazon (sorry for sourcing, you better scoop up this melatonin while you can). I was checking to make sure that that clonazolam and tianeptine I mentioned was no longer on Amazon since that was borderline sourcing, and instead, found this sizzurp.

I especially love the "G5" watermark to resemble CV, or schedule V (codeine cough syrup is CV in the US).

 

[jose ribas da silva]

I would start highlighting the simplest aspect, not even mentioning the other ones.

Melatonin is a hormone, hormones must not be taken indiscriminately, only when there is a lack of them in the body.

I would not risk the integrity of my protein synthesis and gene regulation by taking melatonin, but I know is very common; it is common because people want to make money regardless of everything else, simple as that