Game This or That?

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Depends on how you slice them -> what kind of roof you want. The possibilities are unlimited rofl.

Have sex with double barrel shotgun or with pistol and 50. cal bullets

 

[Jekyl Anhydride]

Shotgun, though it would take a Blunderbus to work.

(when grocery shopping in certain states)
Take your own reusable bag or Pay for a new plastic one each time?

 

[mal3volent]

Reusable, I have an insulated one and a regular one

Do all your grocery shopping at once or go multiple times whenever you need something?

 

[jasperkent]

Multiple. (I pass 2 grocery stores on my way home from work, so I shop about every other day)

Puns or limericks?

 

[nuttynutskin]

Puns cuz they're punny.

Nascar or rally?

 

[Jabberwocky]

Rally.

Punt a baby or punt a puppy?

 

[mal3volent]

Rally.

Punt a baby or punt a puppy?

Baby

Scooby or scrappy ?

 

[nuttynutskin]

Scooby. Wasn't really a Scrappy fan honestly.

Missionary or cowgirl? ?

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

Scooby. Wasn't really a Scrappy fan honestly.

Missionary or cowgirl? ?

cowgirl xD

eat chocolate flavored poop or poop flavored chocolate?

 

[Jabberwocky]

Huh. Interesting.

I guess chocolate flavored poop.

Tooth ache or head ache?

 

[LadyAlkaline]

Huh. Interesting.

I guess chocolate flavored poop.

Tooth ache or head ache?

Headache, because a tooth ache will cost me money.

Chew gum scraped off the bottom of your shoe, or eat a hamburger you found on a public restroom floor?

 

[PtahTek]

Damn... nothing else around? ha
OK... gum from shoe.

A little eerie:
Jump, get pushed or fall to ones death from a cliff?

 

[nuttynutskin]

Wow, these questions...

Jump because I want to be in control of my death.

In the spirit of these questions, face an attacker that has a bat or an attacker that has a shovel? (You don't have a weapon.)

 

[mal3volent]

Shovel because it's bigger, heavier, and more difficult to wield. Baseball bat is designed to hit things and be aerodynamic, shovels are clunky and harder to run with.

Goku or Superman?

 

[cduggles]

Superman

This thread got dark!

Get tased in your privates or get pepper sprayed?

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Tased in privates

Look like shit or feel like shit

 

[cduggles]

Look like shit


Toss and turn or sleep like a log?

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Toss and turn

Sleep with one pillow or many pillows

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

Toss and turn

Sleep with one pillow or many pillows

Many pillows.

Shit yourself once a month in public or every day in private?

 

[LadyAlkaline]

Many pillows.

Shit yourself once a month in public or every day in private?

? once a month, in public. I just wouldn't go commando and always have a change of clothes.

Would you rather lose your ability to speak, or lose your ability to hear?