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Would Most Women Leave Me Over This?

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this is not sanitary
time for some psychotherapy
i think the notion got lost somewhere inside your schemata
best you put this belief to bed.... literally to eat s#@$ and die would not be a way to go buddy
be careful
you're past pushing the envelope, it's safe to safe
 
Prostitutes are still people and don't deserve to be shit on!
These woman are most likely drug addicts/down and outs and will do anything for money so they might oblige, but that still doesn't give you permission to take a steamy dump on them.
Please people don't shit on prostitutes
 
hyroller said:
ok
this is not sanitary
time for some psychotherapy
i think the notion got lost somewhere inside your schemata
best you put this belief to bed.... literally to eat s#@$ and die would not be a way to go buddy
be careful
you're past pushing the envelope, it's safe to safe
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Hyroller
What the fuck.
Sir / Mam you try not doing either Eat Shit wot happens you Die.
Aby other problems in your life you care to share
Buddy olm8 olepal.
 
I am advocating a healthy diet with plenty of rest and exercise, and seriously nothing that involves ingesting a waste product of any description. seriously. i've smoked some shit, but it was just impure, not anything that had been furnished as resultant bowel movement. there is a difference. by the way, no ones life was at stake when I smoked some bad batch, but you can't justify getting your 1s & 2s meddled with your nourishing solids.
 
ChemicallyEnhanced said:
I haven't in a while, but I did. I made up to £300 a month sometimes. Planning to start again but been so tired lately I can't be bothered to do anything. Plus it's not great hygiene lol.
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How much for a set of underwear? Bra and knickers?
 
ChemicallyEnhanced said:
I haven't in a while, but I did. I made up to £300 a month sometimes. Planning to start again but been so tired lately I can't be bothered to do anything. Plus it's not great hygiene lol.
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I gotta find some weird gays that want my withdrawl odour, stinky t-shirts or my boxers after I've had way too many Zopiclone & cider then done a small piss by mistake in them, I'll be rich by next year.
 
Soso78 said:
How much for a set of underwear? Bra and knickers?
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Probably the same, I'm not sure. If you look around online you can see the sort of prices other people charge. You have to have the right can of language and attitude with the buyer too. They are usually submissive and like to be humiliated so you have to act like you're really superior to them and they're pathetic and privileged to be allowed to buy your dirty clothes etc. It can be frustrating, though, 'cause there's a lot of time wasters who act like they wanna buy from you but actually are just after the fantasy of it.
 
Zopiclone bandit said:
I gotta find some weird gays that want my withdrawl odour, stinky t-shirts or my boxers after I've had way too many Zopiclone & cider then done a small piss by mistake in them, I'll be rich by next year.
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That's actually not a bad idea. Some people will pay extra for certain types of stains (white, yellow, brown).
 
ChemicallyEnhanced said:
Probably the same, I'm not sure. If you look around online you can see the sort of prices other people charge. You have to have the right can of language and attitude with the buyer too. They are usually submissive and like to be humiliated so you have to act like you're really superior to them and they're pathetic and privileged to be allowed to buy your dirty clothes etc. It can be frustrating, though, 'cause there's a lot of time wasters who act like they wanna buy from you but actually are just after the fantasy of it.
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Ok sound. It’s my gfs birthday soon and this could save me a few quid
 
LandsUnknown said:
I might actually pay a hooker to shit on my face when I take a trip out to Vegas in a few months! Really excited about it actually! I wonder how much extra I'll have to pay for that?
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not sure he just used it in converstaion where i said something and was unsure if he accepted the idea and he replied by saying i paid a prostitute to shit on my face so dont worry

he was big into being degraded
 
I found someone on a scat fetish dating site tonight, and I met up with her earlier. She took a massive crap right on my face, it was great! And I even got to eat some of it! And then we fucked while rolling around in it!!!

Was literally the best sexual experience of my life! Not sure if I'll be meeting her again though, since she's married and said that her husband was away on a business trip, which is unusual.

But I have to say that apparently lots of people are into scat where I'm from. So, I'm sure I'll be able to hook up with lots of people who are into this in the future.

The only downside of this is that it's tough to fully get the smell off my breath. I've brushed my teeth a lot, flossed, used mouthwash, and it's been a couple hours.

Yet my breath still smells like crap. My roommates are coming home in a bit, and I'm hoping I'll be able to get the shit odor off my breath before they get here. Any ideas?
 
LandsUnknown said:
I found someone on a scat fetish dating site tonight, and I met up with her earlier. She took a massive crap right on my face, it was great! And I even got to eat some of it! And then we fucked while rolling around in it!!!

Was literally the best sexual experience of my life! Not sure if I'll be meeting her again though, since she's married and said that her husband was away on a business trip, which is unusual.

But I have to say that apparently lots of people are into scat where I'm from. So, I'm sure I'll be able to hook up with lots of people who are into this in the future.

The only downside of this is that it's tough to fully get the smell off my breath. I've brushed my teeth a lot, flossed, used mouthwash, and it's been a couple hours.

Yet my breath still smells like crap. My roommates are coming home in a bit, and I'm hoping I'll be able to get the shit odor off my breath before they get here. Any ideas?
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Roommates? I thought you lived with your cousin that is 400lbs who works at a zoo?
 
LandsUnknown said:
I found someone on a scat fetish dating site tonight, and I met up with her earlier. She took a massive crap right on my face, it was great! And I even got to eat some of it! And then we fucked while rolling around in it!!!

Was literally the best sexual experience of my life! Not sure if I'll be meeting her again though, since she's married and said that her husband was away on a business trip, which is unusual.

But I have to say that apparently lots of people are into scat where I'm from. So, I'm sure I'll be able to hook up with lots of people who are into this in the future.

The only downside of this is that it's tough to fully get the smell off my breath. I've brushed my teeth a lot, flossed, used mouthwash, and it's been a couple hours.

Yet my breath still smells like crap. My roommates are coming home in a bit, and I'm hoping I'll be able to get the shit odor off my breath before they get here. Any ideas?
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I have a feeling some shit ended up in your lungs. How? I wouldnt know.
 
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