This Is Puff, My Magic Dragon:

it looks magnificent, it would awe crowds and cause them to worship it if it were ever put on public display, that thing may be more dangerous than any drug ive encountered, i might overdose on its magical brilliance
 
I have looked into Puff's eyes and am ensnared in the dragon's enchantments.

Puff is as beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! As fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! As dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love Puff and despair!

My life is henceforth devoted to carry out Puff's every command or die in the attempt.
 
#1 Don't Be Evil.
#2 Show Up.
#3 Always Do You Best.

Have ya'll ever noticed that the best drugs are almost always optically dextrorotatory? Just sayin'.
 
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Love, Do We Love? Do We Love Who We Are? Love, Do We Love? Do We Love Who We Are? Love, Do We Love? Do We Love Who We Are? Love, Do We Love? Do We Love Who We Are? Love, Do We Love? Do We Love Who We Are?
 
To Fuck Again! Fuck Again!
I'll Keep My Questions In A Can.
I'll Keep My Hands Inside My Pockets.
If You'd Like, You Can Lock It.
I Won't Look You In The Eye.
Can You Help Me?

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I Still Love You!
I Still Love You!
I Still Love You!
I Still Love You!
 
5 card level, 5 shuffle Vegas style Solitaire. Se7en winning cards. Diamonds led. The 4 of Spades remained on deck and in play. No Spade made it into the Winner's Circle; however, 3 Diamonds--which are forever, 2 Clubs, and 2 Hearts that beat as one, did. The Score: (+/-) $17. Enjoy your day!
 
for those about to puff

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People Can Think Whatever They Want, But They Are Usually Wrong.

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I'm The Ace Of Diamonds. (Or the Ace Of Spades.) Have It Your Way!

Three card level, 7 shuffle Solitaire. Vegas estilo. The Score: (+/-) $17. Se7en winning cards.
 
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July 28th, 2019 AD. Sunday.
Siriusly. The Dog Days Have Arrived!!!

Three card level, 7 shuffle Solitaire. Vegas style. 14 Winning cards. Diamonds led. The 9 of Hearts came out on top. The Score: (+/-) $18.

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30% of male Sprague Dawley rats exhibit lordosis, or arching of the back while in a supine position, which indicates sexual receptivity towards other males.
 
What Good Is It Being Right When No One Listens To Me Anyway?

"The Christians, They Want To Kill You, And Your Life Has Not Even Begun. You're Just Like Me! Just Like Me! And Your Life Has Not Even Begun!"--Morrissey, to me.
 
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