I don't think my dick is big enough to be called a cock.

[Chermaldihyde]

I recently purchased a penis pump as I am addicted to porn and masturbate when I slam meth. I get such a kick out of it and thought I would help myself better if my penis was larger. I bought a penis pump.

Am I a freak?? or just a pervert. I'm fortyfive and good looking. I have the disease so its difficult to find a woman for a realationship. so I just bang meth whores.

What am I??

 

[pofacedhoe]

how can i answer this?

 

[zephyr]

^ Just nod and agree.

 

[VerbalTruist]

I'm not sure that you're a freak or a pervert. Plenty of guys wonder about the size of their dick at one point or another. What it really comes down to is confidence. If you are confident in your dick, then it can be a cock. Own what you've got.

 

[wallywogs]

Thats awesome...post some pictures of these meth whores. Wear a condom...just saying

 

[Tranced]

I'm not sure that you're a freak or a pervert. Plenty of guys wonder about the size of their dick at one point or another. What it really comes down to is confidence. If you are confident in your dick, then it can be a cock. Own what you've got.

^This.

 

[vancity]

own that little button in a fur coat and jam it into those crusty meth heads my man. what can be done anyways?

 

[garnet888]

If you find a woman who loves you, your dick size won't matter. Trust me on this. Anyway, I have a friend whose husband has a 4-inch dick when erect. 4 INCHES. And she is so satisfied in bed. I don't know how he does it.

 

[d1nach]

I think your just watching so much porn your sense of what a normal penis size is absurdly exaggerated.

 

[Pretty_Diamonds]

What do you hope to gain from this thread?

 

[Asclepius]

You're a man whose head is fucked from meth.

Penis size is more of a big deal to men who feel insecure about it, than most females; vaginal anatomies come in all depths and widths also, fact.

 

[mal3volent]

What do you hope to gain from this thread?

attention. Congrats, op.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

4 INCHES. And she is so satisfied in bed. I don't know how he does it.

So size obviously DOES fuckin matter, eh? :D

 

[Dresden]

Penis size is inversely proportional to IQ if it makes you feel any better.

 

[soundsystem00]

I agree with mr Barrenian, cock is more of a verb. But also it is a being in itself. It is, in fact, what it is.

 

[d1nach]

How is cock a verb?

How is it a being in itself?

What is it that it is?

Im serious. Im confused and interested if you could please elaborate.

 

[SheWasLvL18]

A dick can never be a cock unless it has talons and viciously attacks if threatened. Well...some may disagree hah. A dick is a man, duh! Perhaps calling it a peepee or weiner?

So gentlemanly, but what would Shakespeare have called his willy?

 

[spacejunk]

^ shakespeare's plays are full of dick jokes.

So, uh...take your p[r]ick

 

[VerbalTruist]

HOw big is your dick, dude? You can't title a thread like this and NOT tell us how big your dick is.

Also, it sounds like you're a dude who bangs meth whores and you're an addict. That's my read on it, maybe someone else will have a different opinion.

Penis size is inversely proportional to IQ if it makes you feel any better.

Keep telling yourself that.

 

[Tranced]

Can't you just not call it a cock?