Holocaust (holographic / holocaust) : what holocaust deniers believe in
Was also going to do CDVD but that is actually a thing and we have to invent one
Eskipro (eskimo / prostitute): someone who knows 30 synonyms for fellatio
Tententientity (tentative / sentientity) : an object that might be intelligent but has thus far not proven to be
Sedentententientity (sedentary / tententientity) : an object that might be intelligent but has thus far only lied there like a bum
Orthodontententientity (orthodontology / tententientity): an object of as yet undetermined intelligence lying around like a bum from all the nitrous
Dysdontentientity: (dyslexia / self-reference)
Allahteration: (Allah / alliteration) <- !
Supernicious (super / superb / pernicious): when someone is acting all super nice but secretly you are start to realize he or she is a devastating dipshit
Shotgunpropitious (shotgun / unpropitious): when things are slowly starting to seem like you'll likely get your head shot clean off
Hypoclit (hypocrite / clitoris): Someone who wants to receive oral but not give it back
Gin (getting in) - a portmanteau my friends have been using since forever, get/getting in refers to sex and/or a girl one wants to do so with. Tass (tight ass) - another one from my degenerate friends, pretty self explanatory, refers to a hot girl basically.
^ most appreciative Herby. You've always been a good complimentor (compliment/mentor).
Chagringo (chagrin/gringo) a racial epithet for a chagrinned person who is not Hispanic or Latino (esp. a chagrinned American)
Trumpelstiltskin (Trump/Rumpelstiltskin) A Grimm tale involving a politician who lies to the king, telling him that his daughter can spin straw into gold toupees (or something)
^ You are on a roll!
I think you must have been channeling me re the Chagringo, in my case Chagringa, because I have always joked that while I got put in the right body when it comes to gender, I'm pretty sure that I should have been Latina, specifically Mexicana, adentro y afuera. I prefer Mexican food, Latin culture and Latin music, Latin poets, not to mention that I will be struggling along with my faulty yet exuberant Spanglish til I die (and hopefully get reincarnated in the correct part of the world).
I'm actually Italian but was born in the U.S. Similar flags Italy and Mexico. I'm all too familiar with that chagringo life myself. I love Mexican food; cilantro, onions, jalapenos and limes are some of my favorite flavors these day though I always top it off with olive oil