Snoo V. IX Sexcapades on Motorcycles

[Shambles]

Clyde (el gato, our cat (coz WE HAZ CAT!!!)) just curled himself up between my crossed legs and the keyboard half a foot yon further. And then started licking between my fingers.

We.

Haz.

CAT!!!

!!!

!!

!

 

[consumer]

But do you have an otter?

 

[Shambles]

Yes.

Do you?

 

[consumer]

I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of otters in my current abode.

 

[Sadie]

I can.

 

[consumer]

My otters or yours?

Damn..i just confirmed otters are in residence atm.

 

[Sadie]

When did I become psychic? My otters of course. Well, just the one other.

 

[Shambles]

Do your otters potter, Consumer? They should, they really, really should. All good otters do. Barely worth their whiskers if they don't frankly.

But they do, apparently, drink "watter"...

 

[consumer]

Do your otters potter, Consumer? They should, they really, really should. All good otters do. Barely worth their whiskers if they don't frankly.

My otter Spotter is known to potter indeed

 

[Sadie]

Not a pottering otter then.

 

[Shambles]

It would appear not.

Otters, pottering, yesterday...

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I'm not an otter frotter, I'm an otter frotter spotter,
I gotta pot o' otter snot to pot a lot o' otter Frotters.

Or summat...

 

[KingOfWessex]

FUBAR you and that degenerate fuck Consumer need to either fuck or fight sharpish. The tension is felt in every thread...

May the best man win.

 

[consumer]

No way on earth will i ever fuck him. Fight Fight Fight

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

FUBAR you and that degenerate fuck Consumer need to either fuck or fight sharpish. The tension is felt in every thread...

May the best man win.

Fancy a threesome?

 

[consumer]

We fight at dawn!

Hang on it is fucking dawn

 

[KingOfWessex]

Hahahaha! @Fub-Nasty i'll decline this time thanks for the offer! i'm flattered, terrified and thankful (The best mix) !!!

@consumer.....You gotta go quick and fast against a norther gravy monster who plugs Karpackie. Best of luck and no matter whoever loses violence wins.

 

[consumer]

Hahahaha! @Fub-Nasty i'll decline this time thanks for the offer! i'm flattered, terrified and thankful (The best mix) !!!

@consumer.....You gotta go quick and fast against a norther gravy monster who plugs Karpackie. Best of luck and no matter whoever loses violence wins.

Never take a knife to a gunfight

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Never take a knife to a gunfight

I champion my best goblin against your best kotter!

 

[consumer]

I champion my best goblin against your best kotter!

Then you are taking a spoon to a gunfight