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Gibberings CCXIII - 5 Days of Ball Sweat or Fresh Vagina Juice?

Found out late this afternoon that I have a job interview for a big international software company tomorrow, I am bricking it and have completely forgotten everything I've learned about programming that wasn't taught in the last 3 weeks. Stupid brain. A little prior warning would have been nice! 8(
 
You will be fine. They probably wont ask you anything about programming. They will assume you can do it. Probably ask you things like what will you bring to the team, what is it about the job that attracts you etc. Think of potential questions and prepare. Good luck!
 
You will be fine. They probably wont ask you anything about programming. They will assume you can do it. Probably ask you things like what will you bring to the team, what is it about the job that attracts you etc. Think of potential questions and prepare. Good luck!

Cheers! I was actually pretty calm about it until I found out its 3 hours long. Just can't understand how its going to take so long!
 
Cheers! I was actually pretty calm about it until I found out its 3 hours long. Just can't understand how its going to take so long!
That is long. In that case brush up on your knowledge. It may just mean how long you are expected to be there for? It does sound a bit scary but confidence is what gets you the job in an interview situation. Go forth and slay them.
 
I dont know Stee. I originally was going to spend a week in BKK then head to Chang Mai by train and stay there for a week then duck down to the quiet side of Koh Phangan for a week or so then back to BKK.

With the death of the king and the ban on celebration etc it's all a bit up in the air. I might head to Chang Mai and meet up with a Bluelight member thats there then go see some friends in Chang Rai. I will just work it out when i get there.

One good thing is no need to pack. I just take toiletries and one change of clothes. I buy everything i need there. Leave with an empty backpack and return with a full one.

Anyway got to bolt to the fish shop before they shut. Must get oysters!
 
Ordinarymind, you will be asked programming questions.
Google programming interview questions. You might be asked to write a simple program on a whiteboard to demonstrate you know the basics.
Good luck.
 
My friend just arrived back from Thailand today.

He was over for a few weeks visiting his wife and he says that there didn't seem to be much less debauchery going on than when the King was still living. He does spend most of his time up north rather than in the cities though.

He also brought me back lots more tobacco with gruesome Thai health warnings:

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Lovely tobacco.
 
My friend just arrived back from Thailand today.

He was over for a few weeks visiting his wife and he says that there didn't seem to be much less debauchery going on than when the King was still living. He does spend most of his time up north rather than in the cities though.

He also brought me back lots more tobacco with gruesome Thai health warnings:

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Lovely tobacco.

Hmm, imagine if there were health warnings on the packaging of life - would we still buy it?

Life is but a game of chance,
And trying to get inside her pants.
Don't matter if you drink and smoke,
Or have a toot or have a toke.
We all end up in the same place,
So might as well get off yer face!

Amber leaf is shite anyway - stick to gold leaf...
 
Hmm, imagine if there were health warnings on the packaging of life - would we still buy it?

Life is but a game of chance,
And trying to get inside her pants.
Don't matter if you drink and smoke,
Or have a toot or have a toke.
We all end up in the same place,
So might as well get off yer face!

Amber leaf is shite anyway - stick to gold leaf...

I didn't buy life. It was thrust upon me. It's like that prank where you're asked to hold the bucket of water to the ceiling with a brush shaft.

Gold Leaf is absolute bog rot. It's better than Golden V though.
 
Amber is just right for me. Gold Leaf is too fragrant, Golden V is far too damp. I don't find Amber Leaf too moist unless I buy the 12.5g pouches.

To be fair though, I rarely ever buy UK tobacco. My Amber Leaf always comes from Spain, Thailand or Portugal. Occasionally I will buy a Belgian tobacco (with a Dutch tax stamp) called Flandria. I get 50g for £7.50 and that stuff is dry as a nun's..pantry.
 
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