KingOfWessex
Bluelighter
What can I say matey! A chatty bastard today I be! 

I am starting to worry about him. It's not like him to just piss off. But then I've been sans interwebz for over a month now. Mibbe he's got somethingonthat I don't know about.
Evening lady, all the best with your new pad! Have a great weekend! Go forth and be excellent!![]()
VHS TEA
INGREDIENTS: VHS tape
Battery
Water (enough to fill a pot)
Guarana powder
A half liter of cachaça
PREPARATION:
1. Unspool the tape from the VHS cassette and discard the case.
2. Throw everything (except the guarana powder) in a pot and set the burner to high.
3. Now sprinkle in the guarana powder to add a nice zing of flavor.
4. You’re about done when the mixture starts to bubble and reaches the color of boiled Cheez Whiz mixed with diarrhea.
5. Strain the liquid and pour it in a pitcher.
6. Drink it.
TESTIMONIAL FROM VHS-TEA DRINKER VALÈRIA DANTAS MOTA:
“It’s kind of a harsh trip—there’s no notion of space at all. I think I sat on my bed the whole time, but I’m not sure. There was a lot of mental confusion. I had mixed thoughts and couldn’t control their flow. It was very confusing and I did it alone, so nobody was there to tell me what was going on. The only things I know for sure are that I wrote a lot of nonsense in a notebook and woke up naked, which is something that never happens. The following day I had a slight hangover, kind of like the ones I get from alcohol. When I told some friends that I drank this tea, they made me scared by saying it contains heavy metals like lead. But I’m OK. There have not been any lasting side effects.”
linky to rest of article on "household highs"
Really? REALLY?!?
Do you think plugging would be a safe ROA?
are beta max and Vhs same size? wouldn't want to damage your slot!
I hear Betamax provides a better quality high.
" Got any plastics mate?...... "Five cassettes for a tenner"
The elderly are sitting on a fortune as they still hoard them, They will have the monopoly on the market.
I can see troubled times ahead.
Five for a tenner? You're twisting my balls mate. Twisting my balls.
Ten for twenty man. That's the best I'll offer![]()
I heard that FB shit is pretty intense.I've just logged in and scanned "plugging and tapeworms" please tell me this isn't the new thang 8(
Good evening eadd. I've been guilty of fb'ing all evening, bloody hell is that monster hard work
In my defence I restrict myself to once a week so there's lots to be caught up on, have work, boss etc on it
Goss?
I'm hungry...
I heard that FB shit is pretty intense.
I'm just waking up. Did i sleep? Or was that a dream?