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Gibberings CCXII -- It's all about the length of the pocket clip .....

Weird female stories
How do people interpret this?

A: Bitches are fucking weirdos?
B:I always knew horsey girls are well up for it?
C: tl;dr cos I'm spastic
D:Females can orgams? I don't care once I shoot my load
 
Fuck man a bit battered! Whizz, top drawer coke and vodka lemonades a plenty! Got some lovely weed too and 20mg diazapam for later on :) How ya livin BL??
 
KingOfWessex said:
Ery ting Irie :) Not many plans matey Just Drink, Sex, Drugs and a Couple of party's thrown in :)



Glad your all Netted up:) Nothing worse is there than being without!
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Man, I want your weekend. That sounds fukkin amazing. I'm nerd bound for the next two weeks. No plans on the cards just now.

KingOfWessex said:
Fuck man a bit battere! Whizz, top drawer coke and vodka lemonades a plenty! Got some lovely weed too and 20mg diazapam for later on :) How ya livin BL??
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Dammit wessex!!! >< ^^ this is the day I want!! ^^

Man, I'm gonna nap and catch up on some house work. Exciting fukkin times eh! :\

Afink I'm gonna have my hoover to hand all day. Had a big ass mother fucker of a spider in the house last night and it got away 3 times. Sham is probably quite grateful I've lost my voice a bit because I did scream like a little bitch. If I see that evil bastard today he's getting the hoover treatment. Dunno why that bastard is in here. Can't live off of a diet of large birds and small children in this house. *shudders*
 
Sadie said:
Ha ha ha cheers Tinker. Sadly, according to my chest it's winning. Oh well.

What's been happening with you Tink? Staying out of trouble??
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No trouble to get into-:(. But much as I bitch about the heat I'm spending every minute I can outside. Glass of wine on the patio, under the trees for shade. Don't even want to think about winter!
 
Living the dream Sadie! :) very rare I get the opportunity to go balls to the wall so I'm having it xxl! :) I smashed my house work last night. You know the speed is good when 4 hours later your holding a mop and the house is sparkling and your like WTF! :)
 
Wessex, that is the fukkin dream mate. Thankfully, my house is pretty spotless. Just some dusting, hoovering and a some mopping. I keep on top of things for the most part. If I don't do it before sham does anyway.....

I used to clean like a mofo on peevee. Geeze oh, clean house and hours filled with art and reading. Now I just love a good nap.

Enjoy your rare balls to the wall sesh. I wanna hear all about it. Hey, if I can't live the dream at least let me live vicariously.
 
Finished my first week long programming project yesterday - made an app for a record store owner to track their inventory. Pretty pleased with how it turned out, got really positive feedback on it too! :D

Not sure what to do with myself this weekend, got fuck all planned. Will have the house to myself for most of the rest of the day, so think I'll dose that 4-aco-MET I've had stashed away for yonks.

Happy friday EADD!
 
Sadie said:
Wessex, that is the fukkin dream mate. Thankfully, my house is pretty spotless. Just some dusting, hoovering and a some mopping. I keep on top of things for the most part. If I don't do it before sham does anyway.....

I used to clean like a mofo on peevee. Geeze oh, clean house and hours filled with art and reading. Now I just love a good nap.

Enjoy your rare balls to the wall sesh. I wanna hear all about it. Hey, if I can't live the dream at least let me live vicariously.
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Cheers matey have a great weekend!! :) and you also OM! #nosleeptillbrooklyn
 
That's great news om. Must admit, it's pretty cool to see the abount of talented people that post on here. Impressive man. Well deserved feet up for you mate.

Om and wessex, enjoy that weekend of yours. You're definitely the envy.

I'm pulling an extra long shift tomorrow for a mate and working on Sunday so..... Then it's been awhile since my "weekends" were defined by Saturdays and Sundays. You just learn to enjoy the days off when you get them.

Where the fuck is that sexy fucker FUBAR? Jackal, bear, Kate and fug? Enough with enjoying the real world and actually having a life, no need to flaunt that shit ;)
 
I am starting to worry about him. It's not like him to just piss off. But then I've been sans interwebz for over a month now. Mibbe he's got something on that I don't know about.

It'd be nice to see his smutty face again.
 
Sadie said:
I am starting to worry about him. It's not like him to just piss off. But then I've been sans interwebz for over a month now. Mibbe he's got something on that I don't know about.

It'd be nice to see his smutty face again.
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Agreed. Fubz Brings the deviance on a scale most don't even comprehend! hope your good buddy!
 
Oh, he's just more open about his perversion. There are many dirty fuckers in eadd. Arnold is pretty good. Im just a good girl on the outside. bawwwhahaha, I can't even type that without laughing. Though I must admit, a good smut master brings out the best in me.
 
Good evening all!

Hope you've all had a great week! I'm finally settling really well into my new wee house. I just need to maybe put something into my empty bookcase!

Have a great weekend <3
 
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