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Gibberings CCIXV2 - And Now For Something Completely Different

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Morning / evening muthafuckers. Nothing to report here. Just popping in to say hello.
 
Morning...

Anyway it's not morning it's midnight here and past my bedtime....

Stupid Aussie cunt...can't read a watch...etc. etc. insult. insult. :)
 
I drink Coopers Sparkling Ale at home. Coopers Pale Ale when i am out as the Sparkling ale is not on tap in many pubs as its a bit stronger than most commercial beers here at 5.8%. Red Stripe is ok..it tastes good with a spliff and a mango in Jamaica but i would not buy it here.Most imported beer spends too long in transit, sitting on boats, wharfs and warehouses before it gets to you. Most commercial aussie beer is rubbish too...Coopers being the exception but they are still a family run operation as opposed to the rest who are now owned by multinational brewers.
 
I 'acquired' some 20L tubs - the ones that the cooking oil come in - from a pub skip the other day for growing my shrubs in. Anyway, just been washing them out in the garden, and I noticed one still had the lid on and was heavier than the others. So I removed the lid, and there was a deep fried rat floating in half a bucket full of oil!! Fuck me, the stench!! Mrs said 'what's that smell?' I said 'er, I can't smell anything love...'

Gloves on, heavy duty bin bag and dead rat removed.

It's not the first time I've seen this. The poison makes them ravenously thirsty and they will jump in still boiling tubs of oil in their desperation for water. Poor fuckers...
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
I 'acquired' some 20L tubs - the ones that the cooking oil come in - from a pub skip the other day for growing my shrubs in. Anyway, just been washing them out in the garden, and I noticed one still had the lid on and was heavier than the others. So I removed the lid, and there was a deep fried rat floating in half a bucket full of oil!! Fuck me, the stench!! Mrs said 'what's that smell?' I said 'er, I can't smell anything love...'

Gloves on, heavy duty bin bag and dead rat removed.

It's not the first time I've seen this. The poison makes them ravenously thirsty and they will jump in still boiling tubs of oil in their desperation for water. Poor fuckers...
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Now you have finally poked your head in what time is suitable for me and Englandgz74 to cannulate and inject you with two kilos of the finest Turkmenistanian Mexedrone? Comes with a free catheter.
 
consumer said:
Now you have finally poked your head in what time is suitable for me and Englandgz74 to cannulate and inject you with two kilos of the finest Turkmenistanian Mexedrone? Comes with a free catheter.
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Oh and remember to put lots of holes in those tubs. Ganja needs good drainage.
 
consumer said:
Now you have finally poked your head in what time is suitable for me and Englandgz74 to cannulate and inject you with two kilos of the finest Turkmenistanian Mexedrone? Comes with a free catheter.
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Fuckin hell, no more man, no more!! I'm still in orbit from the last 2kilos. Not slept for 200 years, my cocks in tatters and the wife's in hospital having a cum extraction from every orifice ...
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
I 'acquired' some 20L tubs - the ones that the cooking oil come in - from a pub skip the other day for growing my shrubs in. Anyway, just been washing them out in the garden, and I noticed one still had the lid on and was heavier than the others. So I removed the lid, and there was a deep fried rat floating in half a bucket full of oil!! Fuck me, the stench!! Mrs said 'what's that smell?' I said 'er, I can't smell anything love...'

Gloves on, heavy duty bin bag and dead rat removed.

It's not the first time I've seen this. The poison makes them ravenously thirsty and they will jump in still boiling tubs of oil in their desperation for water. Poor fuckers...
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Are you on about the lowryder FUBAR? I'd say 20L pots for auto's would seem very excessive man.

Consumer is wondering about this fried rat. And how it would taste compared to g'd old Roo mate. I think you should send him some, you never know, he might even if plug it :p
 
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F.U.B.A.R. said:
Fuckin hell, no more man, no more!! I'm still in orbit from the last 2kilos. Not slept for 200 years, my cocks in tatters and the wife's in hospital having a cum extraction from every orifice ...
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This is a common problem apparently in Turkmenistan. I think the only solution is an injection of 1 gram of pure ALD-52. What could go wrong?
 
Sid said:
Are you on about the lowryder FUBAR? I'd say 20L pots for auto's would seem very excessive mate.

Consumer is wondering about this fried rat. And how it would taste compared to g'd old Roo mate. I think you should send him some, you never know, he might even if plug it :p
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Kangaroo is bloody tastey. Spaghetti Bolognese with Roo mince is awesome. It is super lean meat, very good for you. Dont need to ask about the rat...i tried it once in Laos...and once was enough. I also know someone that battered and fried a rat at kfc when they were in high school and left it on a teachers desk...i always wondered about the people who ate the chicken cooked in the same oil...yuk.
 
consumer said:
Oh and remember to put lots of holes in those tubs. Ganja needs good drainage.
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Mate, there are more holes than tub in those fuckers. In fact, I don't know which to shag first...

Sid said:
Are you on about the lowryder FUBAR? I'd say 20L pots for auto's would seem very excessive man.

Consumer is wondering about this fried rat. And how it would taste compared to g'd old Roo mate. I think you should send him some, you never know, he might even if plug it :p
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Well I want to work on good roots this year. I grew in 15L tubs last year, so I'm working on the 'bigger is better' premise. I'll see how it goes in these and do some in 15L tubs as well for a comparison

Dead rat is currently sitting festering in the postbox with Consumer's address on it...


consumer said:
This is a common problem apparently in Turkmenistan. I think the only solution is an injection of 1 gram of pure ALD-52. What could go wrong?
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Bring it on mo'fo'...
 
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